Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate the Path of Totality with the “Hey Dad Can You Explain A Solar Eclipse” Vintage Distressed Tee
The upcoming total solar eclipse 2024 is not just a rare astronomical occurrence; it is a shared cultural moment that brings families together under a briefly darkened sky. Capturing the essence of curiosity and the classic “dad joke” dynamic, the Hey Dad Can You Explain A Solar Eclipse 04-08-2024 No Sun Distressed T-Shirt serves as the ultimate commemorative piece for this celestial event. This design leans heavily into the humor of family interactions, specifically that moment when a child looks for a scientific explanation for why the world has suddenly gone quiet and cold. It celebrates the inquisitive spirit of the youth and the often-hilarious attempts of fathers to explain the complex mechanics of the universe. Wearing this shirt is a way to lean into the fun of the April 8th event, turning a few minutes of darkness into a lifetime of lighthearted memories.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable, high-quality feel that lasts through every season.
- Features a high-definition, distressed print finish that evokes a vintage, lived-in aesthetic perfect for funny astronomy apparel.
- Designed with a soft blend of fibers to ensure maximum comfort during long hours of outdoor eclipse viewing.
- Reinforced stitching on the collar and sleeves provides a retail-quality fit that holds its shape after multiple wears.
Beyond its role as a funny tee souvenir, this garment is designed with versatility and longevity in mind. Whether you are traveling to the path of totality or hosting a viewing party in your own backyard, this shirt fits seamlessly into any casual wardrobe. The distressed styling gives it a timeless look, making it more than just a one-day novelty; it is a stylish piece of commemorative eclipse souvenir gear that pairs perfectly with denim, shorts, or layered under a light jacket. To ensure that the memory of the 2024 eclipse remains as vivid as the day it happened, we recommend washing this shirt in cold water with similar colors. By avoiding high-heat drying, you preserve the integrity of the soft blend fabric and keep the distressed graphic looking sharp for years to come. This attention to detail ensures that your celestial event gear remains a staple in your closet long after the moon has passed the sun.
In summary, the 2024 eclipse is a moment of wonder that deserves a unique tribute. By blending astronomical humor with a high-quality garment, this shirt offers a way to remember the day the sun went out with a smile. It makes an excellent gift for the family scientist, the amateur stargazer, or the dad who always has an answer—even if he has to make it up on the spot. Make sure you are prepared for the darkness with the Hey Dad Can You Explain A Solar Eclipse 04-08-2024 No Sun Distressed T-Shirt, a souvenir that truly captures the magic and the fun of the great American eclipse.
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