Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Icebreaker: Elevate Your Persona with the Hello Im Awesome But You Can Call Me Bob Tee

Confidence is a silent language, but sometimes it helps to have a little bit of text to get the point across. The Hello Im Awesome But You Can Call Me Bob T-Shirt is the quintessential garment for anyone who walks into a room and instantly lightens the mood. This design isn’t just about a name; it’s about a vibe—a unique blend of self-assuredness and approachable humor. By subverting the classic “Hello, My Name Is” sticker trope, this shirt tells the world that while your legal name might be Bob, your true identity is rooted in pure excellence. It is the perfect choice for the man who doesn’t take life too seriously but knows his worth. Whether you are attending a backyard barbecue, a casual office mixer, or just heading out for a coffee run, this shirt acts as a permanent icebreaker, inviting smiles and sparking conversations before you even open your mouth. It captures that specific brand of “dad joke” energy and elevates it into a stylish statement of personality.
Beyond the witty exterior, the quality of this garment is designed to match the “awesome” claim on the front. We believe that a great joke shouldn’t come at the expense of comfort. That is why this piece is constructed from premium cotton that offers a breathable, lightweight feel suitable for all-day wear. The fabric is a specialized soft blend that provides a gentle touch against the skin while maintaining the structural integrity of the shirt through countless wash cycles. You won’t have to worry about the fit losing its shape or the material becoming scratchy over time. The high-quality construction ensures that the fabric moves with you, providing a relaxed yet flattering silhouette that suits various body types. It is the kind of reliable clothing item that feels like an old favorite from the very first time you put it on, making it a staple for anyone who prioritizes both comedic value and tactile luxury in their daily attire.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Funny Novelty Apparel: This shirt serves as a top-tier example of funny novelty apparel, utilizing a recognizable cultural trope to deliver a punchline that resonates with people of all ages.
- Personalized Humor Gift: If you know a Bob who possesses a legendary sense of humor, this serves as a fantastic personalized humor gift that celebrates his specific name and his larger-than-life personality.
- Sarcastic Graphic Tee: As a sarcastic graphic tee, it strikes the perfect balance between irony and sincerity, making it an excellent choice for those who appreciate dry wit and clever wordplay.
- Casual Wardrobe Staple: This isn’t just a gimmick; it’s a high-quality casual wardrobe staple that pairs effortlessly with a wide range of outfits, ensuring you stay comfortable while looking sharp.
Styling Tips:
To truly make the most of this design, consider how you layer it. For a classic, effortless look, pair it with dark wash denim jeans and a clean pair of white sneakers. This allows the text to remain the focal point of your outfit. If the weather turns a bit chilly, this shirt works wonders under an unbuttoned flannel or a rugged denim jacket, adding a layer of humor to a traditional outdoorsy aesthetic. For a slightly more “elevated” casual vibe, you can even tuck it into a pair of chino shorts and wear it with boat shoes for those summer weekend gatherings. The versatility of the neutral design ensures it complements almost any color palette, making it a go-to choice regardless of the season or the setting. It’s the perfect way to show off your personality while staying grounded in classic style.
In conclusion, if you are looking to inject a bit of charisma into your closet, the Hello Im Awesome But You Can Call Me Bob T-Shirt is the ultimate solution. It combines a hilarious concept with the comfort of a premium cotton soft blend, ensuring you feel as good as you look. This shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a testament to a great sense of humor and a confident outlook on life. Whether you are buying it for yourself to claim your “awesome” status or gifting it to a friend who embodies the “Bob” spirit, this garment is guaranteed to become a cherished favorite. Don’t settle for boring basics when you can wear a conversation starter that perfectly encapsulates your unique charm and wit.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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