Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Independence with a Twist: The Happy Treason Day You Bloody Ungrateful Colonial Peasants Vintage Graphic T-Shirt Tee

There is a unique kind of humor that comes from looking at history through a different lens, often one seasoned with a bit of salt and a lot of irony. If you have ever wanted to celebrate the Fourth of July with a side of dry, sophisticated wit, the Happy Treason Day You Bloody Ungrateful Colonial Peasants Vintage Graphic T-Shirt Tee is your perfect match. This design isn’t just a piece of clothing; it is a brilliant conversation starter that flips the script on traditional patriotic themes. It captures that playful, centuries-old rivalry between the United Kingdom and its former colonies, offering a sarcastic nod to the events of 1776. Whether you are a British expat living in the States or an American with a deep appreciation for self-deprecating humor, this shirt embodies a vibe of historical cheekiness that stands out in a sea of standard red, white, and blue apparel.
Beyond the clever message and the satirical bite, the construction of this garment prioritizes long-term wearability and tactile luxury. Crafted from a premium cotton fabric, it offers a soft blend that feels incredibly gentle against the skin from the very first wear. We understand that a great graphic tee needs to be more than just funny; it needs to be the one you reach for every weekend because of its comfort. The breathable texture ensures you stay cool during sweltering summer barbecues or heated historical debates at the pub. The high-quality print process is specifically designed to maintain its weathered, vintage aesthetic even after multiple trips through the wash, ensuring that your cheeky message remains clear, vibrant, and stylish for years to come.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Masterclass in British Wit Apparel: This shirt perfectly captures that iconic, biting humor that the British are known for, making it a standout piece for those who appreciate intellectual comedy.
- Perfect Patriotic Satire: Instead of the usual flags and eagles, this design offers a refreshing dose of patriotic satire that acknowledges history with a wink and a nudge.
- Unique Fourth of July Humor: Break away from the status quo at your next holiday gathering with a shirt that provides a hilarious alternative to standard festive gear.
- The Ultimate Sarcastic History Shirt: Ideal for history buffs, teachers, or anyone who loves a good “what if” scenario regarding the American Revolution.
Styling Tips:
Styling this vintage-inspired piece is effortless due to its versatile and classic aesthetic. For a laid-back summer look that is perfect for an Independence Day celebration, pair it with distressed denim shorts and classic canvas sneakers. If you want to lean further into the vintage vibe, layer it under a light denim jacket or an unbuttoned flannel shirt for those cooler evening fireworks displays. For those attending a slightly more organized social event where you want your humor to shine, try tucking it into a pair of slim-fit dark chinos and adding a leather belt. The muted, retro tones of the graphic allow it to blend seamlessly with various color palettes, making it a staple for anyone who enjoys blending historical commentary with modern street style.
In a world of repetitive and often uninspired fashion, choosing something that truly reflects your personality and sharp sense of humor is essential. This shirt is more than just a novelty item; it is a testament to the fact that we can laugh at our shared past while celebrating our current friendships across the pond. If you are ready to bring a bit of rebellious charm and historical irony to your next outing, look no further than the Happy Treason Day You Bloody Ungrateful Colonial Peasants Vintage Graphic T-Shirt Tee. It is the ultimate way to show that while the colonies may have moved on and gained their independence, the wit remains as sharp as ever. Grab yours today and become the undisputed highlight of your next historical celebration or casual get-together.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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