Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Make a Splash with the Gotta Bail Blue Whale T-Shirt Funny Graphic Tee

In a world that often feels a bit too crowded and chaotic, there is a certain relatable charm in the desire to simply dip out and head back to the depths. The Gotta Bail Blue Whale T-Shirt perfectly captures this sentiment with a blend of maritime wit and effortless cool. This isn’t just another piece of clothing; it is a wearable manifesto for anyone who has ever felt the need to make a graceful—or perhaps slightly splashing—exit from a social situation. The vibe of this design leans heavily into the “introvert chic” aesthetic, using a clever play on words to turn a massive sea creature into a symbol of relatable human behavior. Whether you are a genuine enthusiast of the deep blue or just someone who appreciates a well-timed exit strategy, this tee serves as the ultimate conversation starter that simultaneously signals your need for space.
Quality is at the forefront of this design, ensuring that your message of “bailing” looks as good as it feels. Crafted from premium cotton, the fabric provides a breathable and lightweight experience that is essential for everyday wear. We believe that a funny tee should never sacrifice comfort for the sake of a laugh. That is why we utilize a soft blend that feels gentle against the skin, making it a go-to choice for long days at the beach, casual hangouts, or even just lounging at home. The construction features side-seamed durability and a tailored fit that retains its shape wash after wash. By choosing high-quality materials, we ensure that the graphic remains vibrant and the fabric stays plush, offering a luxurious feel that sets it apart from standard novelty items.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Unmatched Maritime Humor: This design leans into a clever marine life pun that resonates with both pun-enthusiasts and oceanographers alike, making it a standout piece in any collection.
- The Perfect Aquatic Apparel: Whether you are near the coast or stuck in a landlocked city, this shirt brings a bit of the ocean’s vast mystery and humor to your daily wardrobe.
- A Thoughtful Gift Idea: If you are searching for a unique present, this tee serves as a fantastic novelty gift for ocean lovers who appreciate a side of sarcasm with their sea life.
- Sustainable Style Vibe: The minimalist approach to the graphic ensures it remains timeless, moving away from fast-fashion trends and toward a more personality-driven style.
Styling Tips:
The versatility of this tee makes it incredibly easy to integrate into your existing wardrobe. For a classic, laid-back look, pair it with distressed denim jeans and your favorite pair of white sneakers. If you’re heading out for a coastal breeze, layer it under a lightweight flannel or a rugged denim jacket to add depth to your outfit. For women, this tee looks fantastic tucked into a high-waisted skirt or knotted at the waist for a cropped, summer-ready silhouette. Because the humor is the star of the show, keep your accessories simple—perhaps a canvas tote bag or a baseball cap—to let the wit of the design truly shine. It is the ideal piece for transition seasons, offering enough comfort for a sunny afternoon and enough substance to layer when the temperature drops.
Ultimately, the Gotta Bail Blue Whale T-Shirt is about celebrating your personality and your love for the sea in a way that feels authentic and fun. It bridges the gap between high-quality fashion and lighthearted comedy, providing a durable garment that tells a story. Whether you’re buying it for yourself as a new favorite weekend staple or gifting it to a friend who is notoriously hard to shop for, this tee is guaranteed to deliver smiles. Embrace the call of the ocean and the comfort of high-quality apparel with a design that knows exactly when it’s time to head out. It’s more than just a shirt; it’s your new favorite way to tell the world that sometimes, you’ve just gotta bail.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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