Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Queen City Culture with the Goetta Life Retro Distressed T-Shirt
For those who understand that breakfast in the 513 is incomplete without a crispy slice of meat and grain, the Goetta Life Retro Distressed T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing—it is a badge of culinary honor. This design taps into the deep-rooted German heritage of the Queen City, celebrating a regional staple that has fueled generations of Cincinnatians. The “Goetta Life” slogan is a clever, lighthearted play on words that resonates with locals and expats alike, offering a humorous nod to the lifestyle of those who prioritize their morning oats and pork. By wearing this Goetta Life Retro Distressed T-Shirt, you are participating in a long-standing cultural tradition, showcasing your appreciation for the unique flavors that define the Ohio River Valley. The distressed aesthetic lends the garment a timeless, “lived-in” feel, suggesting that your love for this local delicacy is as enduring as the city itself.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable, lightweight feel that stays comfortable through every season.
- Features a high-quality, weathered screen print designed to maintain its vintage charm even after multiple washes.
- Constructed with a soft blend of fibers to ensure a flexible fit that moves with you, whether you’re at a tailgate or a diner.
- Designed with reinforced double-stitching on the neckline and sleeves for enhanced durability and long-term wear.
When it comes to versatility, this Cincinnati novelty graphic tee excels as a staple in any casual wardrobe. The retro-inspired graphic pairs effortlessly with distressed denim, cargo shorts, or even a flannel button-down for those chilly mornings at Findlay Market. Because the design avoids the flashy, over-saturated colors of modern souvenirs, it carries an air of authenticity—looking less like a tourist trinket and more like a vintage find from a 1970s local deli. This vintage Queen City souvenir is the ideal conversation starter; it invites fellow enthusiasts to share their favorite preparation methods or their preferred local butcher. Beyond its aesthetic appeal, the shirt is incredibly easy to maintain. To preserve the integrity of the distressed graphic and the integrity of the premium cotton, we recommend washing the garment inside out in cold water. Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to ensure the soft blend remains plush against your skin for years to come.
Whether you are a lifelong resident of the Nati or a visitor looking for a piece of Ohio breakfast food humor to take home, this shirt captures the essence of local pride. It makes for a thoughtful gift for displaced Cincinnatians who miss the smell of frying goetta on a Saturday morning, serving as a wearable piece of home. The Goetta Life Retro Distressed T-Shirt stands as a testament to regional identity, blending humor, history, and style into one cohesive package. In a world of mass-produced, generic fashion, choosing a piece that highlights specific local traditions is a powerful way to express your personality. Embrace the heritage, enjoy the pun, and make the Goetta Life Retro Distressed T-Shirt a permanent part of your collection today.
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