Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Chaos of the Kitchen with Professional Chef Humor
The professional kitchen is a theater of controlled chaos, a place where the clanking of pans and the shouting of orders create a symphony of high-stakes stress. For those who live their lives behind the line, the “walk-in” represents more than just cold food storage; it is a sanctuary, a soundproof box of freezing air where one can regroup and catch their breath before diving back into the madness. Our Go Cry In The The Walk-In Distressed T-Shirt pays homage to this sacred ritual of the hospitality industry. It speaks directly to the gritty reality of back of house culture, where the pressure is immense and the humor is often as sharp as a brand-new boning knife. This shirt isn’t just about the joke; it’s about the shared bond of everyone who has ever felt the sting of a relentless Saturday night service. It captures the essence of the culinary grind, blending a sense of irony with the undeniable pride of a professional who gets the job done, no matter how many tickets are hanging on the rail.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for exceptional breathability during long, hot shifts.
- Features a soft blend finish that feels comfortable against the skin all day long.
- Designed with a distressed aesthetic to reflect the rugged nature of the restaurant industry.
- High-quality, durable print that maintains its clarity through repeated heavy-duty washing.
Beyond the humor, this piece of professional chef humor serves as a versatile staple for any culinary wardrobe. Whether you are a pastry chef dealing with a collapsed souffle or a grill cook managing five different temperatures at once, this shirt offers a way to vent that frustration with genuine style. We have utilized high-quality materials to ensure that you stay comfortable, whether you’re doing inventory in a chilly fridge or grabbing a burger with the crew after your shift. The fabric is a premium cotton that stands up to the rigors of a busy lifestyle, ensuring it won’t shrink or lose its form after a long day of prep and service. It is the ultimate funny culinary gift for a culinary school graduate, a seasoned head chef, or the hardworking dishwasher who keeps the engine running. The distressed print gives it a vintage soul, suggesting that the wearer has been through the fire and come out stronger on the other side. This restaurant life apparel is designed to be worn with a sense of irony and a lot of heart.
In the end, every cook knows that the kitchen is a place of immense passion, but it is also a place that requires a thick skin and a quick wit. The Go Cry In The The Walk-In Distressed T-Shirt celebrates that toughness while offering a wink to the emotional release we all occasionally need to survive the “weeds.” It’s a statement of belonging in a world that few outsiders truly understand—a world of burns, cuts, and the best food imaginable. Grab yours today and let the world know that while you might need a five-minute break in the freezer, you’ll always be back on the line to finish the service with excellence.
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