Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Make a Bold Statement with the Go Ahead Call The Cops Distressed Graphic T-Shirt
There is a certain level of confidence that comes with wearing a shirt that dares the world to take a joke. The Go Ahead Call The Cops Distressed Graphic T-Shirt is not just a piece of clothing; it is a manifestation of an unapologetic attitude. This design taps into the rebellious spirit of those who find humor in the absurd and aren’t afraid to push the envelope of social norms. The distressed aesthetic suggests a history of adventures, a “been there, done that” energy that resonates with anyone who values authenticity over perfection. Whether you are navigating a crowded city street or hanging out at a low-key gathering, this shirt serves as an instant icebreaker, inviting smiles from those who appreciate a bit of dark humor and a confident stride. It is the ultimate choice for the provocateur who knows that life is too short to blend into the background.
Quality is at the forefront of this design, ensuring that your bold statement remains comfortable throughout the day. Crafted from a premium cotton that feels exceptionally soft against the skin, this shirt offers a breathable experience that only gets better with every wash. We have selected a soft blend that provides the perfect balance of structure and drape, ensuring that the silhouette remains flattering without feeling restrictive. Unlike standard mass-produced items, this piece is built to endure, maintaining its shape and the integrity of the graphic even after repeated wear. The “distressed” look is intentional, providing a vintage feel that makes the garment feel like a long-lost favorite from the first time you put it on. It is durable enough for daily wear but refined enough to stand out in a crowd of generic fashion choices.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Sarcastic Humor: This piece of funny novelty tee gear is perfect for those who lead with wit and enjoy a good-natured jab at the status quo.
- Vintage Aesthetic: The carefully executed distressed print offers a timeless, lived-in look that pairs effortlessly with modern and retro styles alike.
- Edgy Streetwear Appeal: It fits perfectly into the current trend of bold typography and rebellious messaging found in high-end edgy streetwear collections.
- Conversation Starter: Beyond just fashion, it acts as a social magnet for like-minded individuals who share a similar sense of irony and fun.
Styling Tips:
To truly lean into the rebellious vibe of this shirt, pair it with some well-worn denim jeans and a pair of classic high-top sneakers. If you want to elevate the look for a night out, layer it under a rugged leather jacket or an oversized flannel shirt to emphasize the vintage aesthetic. For those who prefer a more modern, urban look, try styling it with black joggers and a minimalist bomber jacket. The versatility of the design allows it to work across various subcultures, from skate parks to indie music venues. Accessories like a silver chain or a distressed baseball cap can further enhance the “don’t care” attitude that this graphic conveys. No matter how you choose to wear it, the key is to carry the message with the same boldness as the print itself.
In a world of fast fashion and fleeting trends, choosing a garment that reflects your personality is essential. The Go Ahead Call The Cops Distressed Graphic T-Shirt provides that perfect blend of comfort, durability, and sharp wit. It is a testament to the fact that fashion should be fun, daring, and a little bit controversial. By prioritizing premium cotton and a high-quality soft blend, we ensure that you don’t have to sacrifice comfort for style. Embrace the humor, enjoy the attention, and make the Go Ahead Call The Cops Distressed Graphic T-Shirt a staple in your rotation of essential gear today.
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