Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Elevated Humor: The Ultimate Arborist T-Shirt for Tree Care Professionals
Being a professional arborist is about more than just maintaining the health of our urban forests; it is a lifestyle that requires nerves of steel, technical precision, and a very specific sense of humor. The Arborist T-Shirt perfectly captures this unique professional identity by leaning into the high-altitude nature of the job. For those who spend their days suspended hundreds of feet in the air, the phrase “Getting High Makes Me Happy” takes on a literal and exhilarating meaning. This design isn’t just a graphic; it is a nod to the adrenaline rush that comes from a successful ascent and the satisfaction of mastering the canopy. By blending professional pride with a clever play on words, this shirt serves as a badge of honor for anyone who feels more at home in the branches of a giant oak than they do on the sidewalk. It reflects the grit and passion required for a career in professional tree care, making it an essential piece of apparel for the modern climber.
Key Features:
- Constructed from premium cotton for maximum breathability and comfort during long days in the field.
- Features a soft blend that provides a gentle feel against the skin while maintaining the durability needed for rugged outdoor work.
- High-definition graphic printing ensures the design remains vibrant and crisp even after countless cycles through the wash.
- Tailored with a classic fit that allows for a full range of motion, making it compatible with various types of tree climbing gear and safety harnesses.
To keep your gear in top condition, proper care is paramount. This garment is engineered to withstand the daily grind of the forestry industry, but to maximize its lifespan, we recommend washing it in cold water with similar colors. Using a mild detergent will help preserve the natural fibers of the premium cotton, ensuring the shirt doesn’t lose its shape or soft texture over time. Beyond the job site, this piece of forestry apparel is remarkably versatile. It transitions effortlessly from a day of heavy rigging and pruning to a relaxed evening with the crew. The humor inherent in the design makes it a fantastic conversation starter, allowing you to share stories of your most challenging climbs with fellow enthusiasts. In an industry where specialized equipment is everything, having a shirt that reflects your expertise and personality is just as important as having a sharp saw or a reliable rope. It bridges the gap between functional workwear and expressive lifestyle apparel, ensuring you look the part whether you are aloft or on the ground.
The culture of arboriculture is built on a foundation of safety, community, and a shared love for the natural world. This design celebrates that community by providing a lighthearted take on the serious business of tree maintenance. Whether you are an experienced climber, a dedicated ground worker, or a student of forestry, this tee is designed to resonate with your daily experience. It embraces the irony of the trade while highlighting the joy that comes from reaching new heights. Investing in high-quality apparel means you can focus on your craft with confidence, knowing your gear can keep up with your pace. Elevate your wardrobe and show off your passion for the climb with a design that speaks your language. Grab your Arborist T-Shirt today and let the world know exactly why you’re happiest when you’re high above the ground.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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