Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Prioritize Your Morning Brew with the “Forget The Cavalry… Wheres My Coffee” Funny Tee Gear
Morning routines are often treated like modern battlefields, where the alarm clock is the primary antagonist and the snooze button serves as our only tactical shield. For many of us, the traditional idea of being rescued by external forces or a grand entrance of heroes is secondary to the immediate, pressing need for a high-quality roasted bean infusion. This is exactly where the Forget The Cavalry… Wheres My Coffee- Graphic T-Shirt makes its boldest statement. It isn’t just a simple piece of clothing; it is a hilarious declaration of independence from the chaos of the world until the caffeine finally hits the bloodstream. The vibe here is one of deeply relatable, modern cynicism mixed with the universal human experience of being a “not-a-morning-person.” Instead of waiting for a hero to arrive on a white horse to save the day, the wearer of this shirt is looking for a hero contained within a ceramic mug. This design taps into the cultural zeitgeist of self-care and boundary-setting, wrapped in a layer of witty, irreverent humor that resonates with anyone who views their first cup of joe as a non-negotiable daily ritual.
Key Features:
- Crafted from a premium cotton that ensures maximum breathability and a lightweight feel throughout the day.
- Features a soft blend of materials designed to provide a gentle touch against the skin while maintaining its shape.
- Utilizes high-definition digital printing technology to ensure the witty text remains vibrant after multiple washes.
- Constructed with side-seamed tailoring and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a durable, retail-quality fit.
When it comes to versatility, this caffeine lover apparel is designed to transition seamlessly from a slow, groggy morning at home to a casual afternoon out with friends. Its aesthetic fits perfectly within the realm of sarcastic everyday wear, allowing you to express your personality without saying a single word—which is ideal, considering you haven’t had your coffee yet. This morning humor shirt is not just about the laugh; it is about the lifestyle of prioritizing one’s mental clarity before engaging with the demands of society. Whether you are pairing it with your favorite worn-in denim jeans for a grocery run or layering it under a flannel shirt for a cozy weekend vibe, the message remains clear: the cavalry can wait, but the espresso cannot. The relaxed fit ensures that you stay comfortable whether you are lounging on the couch or finally making that trek to your favorite local barista.
To maintain the longevity of your new favorite garment, we recommend a simple care routine. To protect the high-quality print and the integrity of the soft blend fabric, always wash the shirt inside out in cold water. Avoid using harsh bleaches or fabric softeners that can break down the fibers over time. For drying, a low-tumble heat setting is preferred, though hang-drying is the best way to prevent any potential shrinkage and keep the premium cotton feeling as fresh as the day you unboxed it. By following these easy steps, your shirt will remain a staple in your wardrobe for years to come, providing a consistent laugh to everyone you encounter on your quest for the perfect cup.
In summary, this garment is the ultimate tribute to the power of caffeine and the humor found in our daily struggles. It captures a specific mood that many of us feel but rarely articulate so succinctly. If you are looking for a way to tell the world to hold its horses until you’ve finished your latte, the Forget The Cavalry… Wheres My Coffee- Graphic T-Shirt is the perfect addition to your collection. It combines high-end comfort with a message that is as bold as a dark roast, ensuring you look great while you wait for your brain to officially join the rest of the world.
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