Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Intellectual Wit with the Forensic Psychologist Noun Vintage T-Shirt
The world of forensic psychology exists at the fascinating, often high-stakes intersection of the human mind and the legal system. It is a profession that requires a rare combination of clinical empathy, rigorous analytical skills, and a resilient sense of humor to navigate the complexities of criminal behavior and expert testimony. This Forensic Psychologist Noun Vintage T-Shirt captures that unique professional identity by utilizing the classic “dictionary definition” trope to summarize a career that is anything but simple. Rather than a mere piece of clothing, this design acts as a subtle nod to the intellectual weight of the job, stripping away the Hollywood dramatization to reveal the witty, grounded reality of the experts who do the work. The vintage aesthetic lends an air of timelessness to the design, suggesting that the pursuit of truth and the study of the psyche are eternal endeavors. By wearing this Forensic Psychologist Noun Vintage T-Shirt, professionals and students alike can showcase their dedication to the field with a touch of sophisticated sarcasm that only those in the industry can truly appreciate.
Key Features:
- Printed using high-definition, eco-friendly inks that ensure the vintage typography remains crisp and legible through countless washes.
- Constructed from a soft blend of fabrics that provides a lightweight, breathable feel for all-day comfort in the office or the classroom.
- Crafted with premium cotton to ensure a superior hand-feel and a structured fit that retains its shape over time.
- Features a reinforced crew neck and double-stitched hems for added durability, making it a reliable staple in any academic or casual wardrobe.
Beyond its clever design, this tee excels in its versatility and long-term wearability. Whether you are looking for a funny forensic psychology gift for a colleague or searching for a new addition to your own collection of criminal psychology apparel, this shirt fits the bill perfectly. It transitions effortlessly from a casual day at the clinic to a relaxed weekend outing. To keep the vintage graphic looking its best, we recommend washing this garment in cold water with similar colors and tumble drying on a low setting. The high-quality construction prevents the common issues of pilling or excessive shrinking, ensuring that your mental health professional shirt remains a favorite for years to come. It serves as an excellent conversation starter at conferences or networking events, allowing you to connect with peers through shared experiences and the specific brand of humor that defines the psychological community. This unique career-themed tee isn’t just about style; it’s about celebrating the specialized knowledge and the vital role that forensic experts play in the modern justice system.
In conclusion, this graphic tee is the ultimate tribute to the men and women who balance the scales of justice with the insights of behavioral science. It manages to be both professional and playful, making it a standout choice for anyone involved in the legal or psychological sectors. The combination of a thoughtful theme and high-end materials ensures that you are getting a product that looks as good as it feels. Whether you are treating yourself or buying it as a present, the Forensic Psychologist Noun Vintage T-Shirt is a meaningful way to acknowledge the hard work and sharp minds of those in the field. It is more than a shirt; it is a statement of professional pride and a celebration of the complex, rewarding journey that is forensic psychology.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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