Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Morning Silence with the Ultimate Retro Caffeine Statement
There is a sacred window of time between the moment the alarm clock rings and the moment the first drop of caffeine hits your system. It is a period defined by a foggy brain, a slight grumpiness, and a desperate need for peace. Our Dont Talk To Me Before My Coffee Vintage Retro T-Shirt Funny Graphic Tee captures this universal human experience with a perfect blend of humor and nostalgia. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it is a functional social boundary that communicates your morning needs without you having to utter a single, groggy word. The vintage aesthetic suggests that the struggle to wake up is a timeless tradition, shared by generations of early-risers who prefer their silence served hot and black. By wearing this Dont Talk To Me Before My Coffee Vintage Retro T-Shirt Funny Graphic Tee, you are embracing a relatable morning caffeine ritual that resonates with anyone who views their coffee machine as a mechanical deity of energy.
Key Features:
- Crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend fabric that ensures maximum comfort during those slow-moving morning hours.
- Features a high-definition, distressed print finish that enhances the classic throwback style and vintage appeal.
- Designed with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder taping and side-seamed construction for a durable, long-lasting fit.
- Printed using eco-friendly, water-based inks that maintain their vibrant color and detail through dozens of wash cycles.
The beauty of this sarcastic apparel lies in its incredible versatility. Whether you are stumbling toward the kitchen to start the percolator or heading out for a low-key weekend brunch, this tee fits the vibe perfectly. It pairs effortlessly with your favorite worn-in denim jeans or cozy lounge pants for the ultimate “off-duty” look. Beyond its aesthetic value, we have prioritized longevity in its construction. To keep your graphic looking as fresh as a new bag of beans, we recommend washing the garment inside out in cold water. This protects the integrity of the design and maintains the integrity of the soft blend fibers. Tumble dry on a low heat setting or, better yet, hang it to dry to ensure the fit remains consistent for years to come. This shirt is a staple for those who appreciate a relatable coffee lover gift that combines high-quality manufacturing with a sharp, witty edge.
In a world that often demands immediate social interaction, this shirt stands as your personal guardian of tranquility. It celebrates the personality of the “morning person” who isn’t actually a morning person until they’ve had their fix. It makes for an exceptional gift for colleagues, friends, or family members who take their morning silence as seriously as their roast profile. As you wrap up your search for the perfect addition to your casual wardrobe, remember that comfort and personality should always go hand-in-hand. This Dont Talk To Me Before My Coffee Vintage Retro T-Shirt Funny Graphic Tee is the definitive way to signal your mood while staying incredibly comfortable. Embrace the retro charm, enjoy the premium cotton feel, and let your Dont Talk To Me Before My Coffee Vintage Retro T-Shirt Funny Graphic Tee do all the talking for you until you’re ready to join the rest of the world.
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.