Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Art of Low Expectations with the Disappointments All Of You Retro Neon T-Shirt
In a world that often demands constant positivity and relentless perfection, there is something deeply cathartic about leaning into the humor of collective failure. The Disappointments All Of You Retro Neon T-Shirt captures this exact sentiment, blending a sharp, dry wit with a visual style that harkens back to the vibrant energy of the 1980s. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it is a cultural statement for those who have mastered the art of the eye-roll and the heavy sigh. By wearing this Disappointments All Of You Retro Neon T-Shirt, you are embracing a specific brand of modern nihilism that refuses to take life too seriously. It is the perfect attire for social gatherings where you want your clothes to do the talking, signaling to everyone that while you might be present, your expectations are safely on the floor. This funny graphic novelty tee serves as a beacon for like-minded cynics who find joy in the absurdity of everyday let-downs, making it an essential addition to any wardrobe that values honesty over pretense.

Beyond the biting sarcasm of the message, this sarcastic retro apparel is engineered for the ultimate comfort of the wearer. We understand that if you are going to be disappointed by humanity, you should at least be comfortable while doing so. Crafted from a premium cotton that feels exceptionally smooth against the skin, this shirt offers a breathable experience that lasts from your morning coffee until your late-night scrolling sessions. The soft blend ensures that the fabric retains its shape even after multiple cycles through the wash, preventing the dreaded “bacon collar” or awkward shrinkage that plagues lesser garments. The 80s aesthetic streetwear vibe is maintained through high-quality printing techniques that ensure the colors stay vivid and the text remains crisp, mirroring the enduring nature of your own skepticism. Whether you are pairing it with your favorite worn-out denim or layering it under a leather jacket for a night out, the fit is designed to be flattering yet relaxed, giving you the freedom to move through the world with ease. It is a durable, reliable piece of fashion that stands up to the rigors of daily wear while maintaining its ironic charm.
Product Highlights:
- Superior Comfort: Made with a premium cotton and soft blend fabric that provides a lightweight, airy feel for all-day wearability.
- Iconic Retro Design: Features a high-contrast aesthetic that perfectly mimics the neon-soaked energy of vintage synth-wave culture.
- Long-Lasting Durability: Reinforced stitching and high-grade dyes ensure this funny graphic novelty tee remains a staple in your closet for years.
- The Ultimate Gift: An ideal choice for the resident grump, the office realist, or anyone who appreciates a good dose of dark humor and vintage style.
If you are ready to stop pretending and start embracing the hilarious reality of the human condition, it is time to upgrade your collection. This shirt bridges the gap between high-fashion irony and everyday practicality, making it a versatile choice for any casual occasion. Don’t settle for boring, uninspired clothing when you can wear a conversation starter that perfectly encapsulates your mood. Whether you’re heading to a concert, a casual Friday at work, or just running errands, this tee ensures you look stylish while maintaining your edge. Experience the perfect mix of sarcasm and style today. Secure your Disappointments All Of You Retro Neon T-Shirt now and let the world know exactly where you stand, one neon-lit disappointment at a time.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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