Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Unleash Your Inner Sarcasm with the Ultimate Retro Math Humor Tee
For anyone who has ever stared at a complex algebraic equation and felt a wave of existential dread, the Dear Math, Grow Up and Solve Your Own Problems Vintage T-Shirt is the ultimate sartorial response. This design taps into a universal sentiment shared by students, professionals, and anyone who has ever felt personally victimized by a calculus textbook. The humor lies in its clever personification of mathematics as an immature entity that refuses to take responsibility for its own issues. Instead of being a dry academic subject, math becomes a needy character that expects you to fix its endless problems. By wearing this design, you are making a bold statement about the absurdity of academic rigor while embracing a sense of intellectual wit. It is more than just a piece of apparel; it is a badge of honor for those who have survived late-night study sessions and those who prefer to tackle life’s challenges with a healthy dose of sarcasm. The vintage aesthetic adds a layer of timelessness, suggesting that the struggle with numbers is a cross-generational experience that we can all laugh about together.

When it comes to everyday wear, the feeling of the fabric is just as important as the message on the front. This funny math shirt is meticulously constructed to ensure that you don’t have to sacrifice comfort for style. Utilizing a high-quality soft blend, the garment provides a gentle touch against the skin, making it ideal for long days on campus or relaxed weekends at home. The breathability of the premium cotton ensures that you stay cool even when the pressure of a deadline is heating up. There is a specific kind of confidence that comes from wearing a sarcastic t-shirt that fits perfectly and feels durable. Unlike standard graphic tees that might lose their shape, this piece is designed to withstand the rigors of the washing machine while maintaining its soft texture. The retro math humor is printed with precision, ensuring that the wit remains sharp and visible for years to come. Whether you are pairing it with your favorite denim or layering it under a casual blazer, the shirt offers a versatile fit that complements any wardrobe. It represents a fusion of high-level sarcasm and high-quality craftsmanship, providing a tactile experience that matches its clever conceptual design.
Product Highlights:
- Constructed with premium cotton to provide exceptional breathability and a lightweight feel for all-day wear.
- Features a specialized soft blend fabric that ensures the garment remains cozy and retains its shape wash after wash.
- Boasts a durable vintage-style print that perfectly captures a classic sense of academic irony and wit.
- Serves as an excellent back to school gift for teachers, students, or anyone who appreciates a smart, humorous take on life’s complications.
In a world that often takes itself too seriously, finding a way to express your frustrations through humor is a liberating experience. This tee is the perfect outlet for that energy, offering a relatable message that resonates across all age groups. It serves as an icebreaker in social settings and a silent protest in the classroom, all while keeping you draped in luxury. If you are looking for a unique way to celebrate your love-hate relationship with numbers, or if you need a thoughtful present for the resident genius in your life, this design is the answer. It bridges the gap between classic vintage style and modern-day snark, ensuring you look great while delivering a punchline. Don’t miss the opportunity to showcase your personality and your penchant for clever commentary. Make a lasting impression and let everyone know where you stand on the subject of arithmetic. Add the Dear Math, Grow Up and Solve Your Own Problems Vintage T-Shirt to your wardrobe today and start solving your own problems in style.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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