Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Cheeky Side of Nostalgia with the Cupid Stunt Retro 90s Distressed T-Shirt

There is a specific kind of wit that belongs to the late 20th century—a blend of innocence and biting irony that keeps everyone on their toes. Our Cupid Stunt Retro 90s Distressed T-Shirt captures this exact energy, leaning into the legendary spoonerism that has tickled funny bones for decades. It’s not just a garment; it’s a conversation starter designed for those who appreciate the art of the double entendre and clever wordplay. If you are someone who enjoys a joke that takes a second to land, this shirt is your ultimate wardrobe staple. It channels a rebellious spirit, reminiscent of a time when comedy was daring and fashion was all about expressing your unique personality without saying a single word. By wearing this Cupid Stunt Retro 90s Distressed T-Shirt, you are signaling your membership in an exclusive club of people who don’t take life—or themselves—too seriously.
Beyond the clever humor, we understand that a truly great shirt must feel as good as it looks. This piece is crafted from a premium cotton that provides a lightweight, breathable experience, perfect for all-day wear in any climate. We’ve utilized a soft blend to ensure the fabric moves with you, avoiding that stiff, boxy feeling found in standard, low-quality apparel. The distressed finish isn’t just a stylistic choice; it gives the shirt a lived-in feel from the very first wear, as if it’s been your favorite lucky tee for years. The high-quality printing process ensures the design remains vibrant through countless washes, maintaining that authentic vintage look that fans of retro humor crave. It is a durable addition to your collection that marries comfort with a sharp comedic edge.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Timeless Retro Humor: This shirt utilizes a classic play on words that resonates with fans of vintage comedy and clever linguistics, ensuring the joke never gets old.
- Authentic 90s Aesthetic: The distressed texture and bold typography perfectly mimic the streetwear vibes of the 1990s, making it a must-have for nostalgic fashionistas.
- The Perfect Funny Graphic Novelty Tee: Whether you’re heading to a casual party, a local pub, or a comedy club, this design provides the right amount of edge and amusement.
- Exceptional Versatility: The muted color palette and iconic phrasing allow it to blend seamlessly into any wardrobe while still standing out as a statement piece of apparel.
Styling Tips:
Styling a piece with this much personality is all about balance. To lean fully into the 90s aesthetic, pair it with a set of relaxed-fit light-wash jeans and some classic high-top sneakers. If the weather turns cool, layer it under an unbuttoned flannel shirt or a rugged denim jacket to let the graphic peek through. For those who want a more modern, streetwear edge, try tucking it into black slim-fit trousers and pairing it with a leather biker jacket. This contrast between the cheeky humor of the shirt and a polished outer layer creates a sophisticated yet approachable look that works for weekend brunches, concert nights, or casual office Fridays where your sense of humor is appreciated. No matter how you wear it, the shirt remains the undisputed star of the show.
In a world dominated by fast fashion and generic slogans, the Cupid Stunt Retro 90s Distressed T-Shirt stands out as a beacon of individuality and wit. It invites people to look closer, think faster, and laugh harder. This shirt isn’t just about following a passing trend; it’s about owning a piece of cultural comedy history that remains as relevant and funny today as it was years ago. Whether you are buying it for yourself or as a thoughtful gift for someone who loves a good laugh, it’s a choice that guarantees both comfort and character. Elevate your daily rotation with a Cupid Stunt Retro 90s Distressed T-Shirt and let your clothes do the talking for you.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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