Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Inner Corvid with the Ultimate Crows Before Bros Vintage Tee
The phrase “Crows Before Bros” isn’t just a clever play on words; it’s a lifestyle statement for those who find more loyalty in the wings of a scavenger than in the fickle nature of human relationships. This Crows Before Bros Support Your Local Murder Vintage T-Shirt Novelty Tee taps into a specific subculture of dark humor and nature appreciation. It celebrates the intelligence and mystery of the corvid family, known for their complex social structures and uncanny problem-solving skills. Crows are often misunderstood, associated with omens and ancient folklore, yet they possess a level of sentience that commands respect from all who encounter them. By wearing this design, you aren’t just putting on a piece of clothing; you’re joining a silent collective of bird enthusiasts, nature lovers, and people who appreciate a good, dark pun. It’s about prioritizing the enigmatic beauty of the wild over social drama, wrapped in a vintage aesthetic that feels both timeless and edgy. The “support your local murder” tagline serves as a double entendre, referencing the collective noun for crows while winking at the wearer’s penchant for the slightly macabre and the mysterious.

Walking down the street in this piece of crow lover apparel evokes a sense of belonging to the dark academia aesthetic or the gothic humor shirt community. The vibe is sophisticated yet irreverent, making it suitable for a variety of social settings where you want your personality to shine through without saying a word. Beyond the witty wordplay, the actual experience of wearing the garment is centered on tactile comfort. We’ve utilized a premium cotton fabric that ensures maximum breathability, making it a staple for any season, whether you are layering up for autumn or keeping it light in the summer heat. The soft blend provides a lived-in feel from the very first wear, avoiding that stiff, scratchy, and uncomfortable texture often found in lower-quality novelty apparel. It’s durable enough to withstand the rigors of daily wear, maintaining its shape and integrity through countless washes. This vintage graphic tee is designed to age gracefully, mirroring the enduring nature of the myths surrounding the birds it honors. It’s the absolute perfect corvid enthusiast gift for someone who understands that crows are far more than just birds—they are symbols of transformation, wisdom, and a touch of mischief. Whether you’re heading to a local bookstore, meeting friends, or exploring the outskirts of town, this tee keeps you feeling relaxed and looking effortlessly cool.
Product Highlights:
- Superior Comfort: Crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend fabric that feels gentle against the skin and offers long-lasting durability for daily adventures.
- Witty Dark Humor: A perfect conversation starter for those who appreciate wordplay, puns, and the fascinating, intelligent world of corvids.
- Timeless Vintage Aesthetic: Designed with a retro flair and a classic fit that fits seamlessly into gothic, academic, or casual wardrobes.
- Versatile Styling: Pairs effortlessly with distressed jeans, flannel shirts, or layered under a leather jacket for a bold, expressive look that stands out.
If you are looking to express your unique personality while staying incredibly comfortable, this is the addition your wardrobe has been waiting for. It’s more than just fashion; it’s a tribute to the cleverest birds in the sky and a nod to those who walk the path less traveled. Don’t miss out on the chance to showcase your wit and your love for nature’s most misunderstood creatures. Elevate your everyday style and make a statement that resonates with both humor and intellect. Secure your Crows Before Bros Support Your Local Murder Vintage T-Shirt Novelty Tee today and proudly support your local murder with every step you take.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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