Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate the Grit of the Trade with the Concrete Finishing Saved Me From Becoming A Stripper T-Shirt
In the world of heavy machinery, wet cement, and early morning call-outs, a thick skin is just as important as a steel-toed boot. The Concrete Finishing Saved Me From Becoming A Stripper T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a humorous testament to the grueling reality of the masonry and concrete industries. This shirt leans heavily into blue-collar humor, acknowledging that while the work is back-breaking and often thankless, it provides a level of honest labor that keeps life on the straight and narrow. It’s a design for the finishers who take pride in their trowel work but aren’t afraid to crack a joke about the paths they didn’t take. By wearing this tee, you are signaling to your crew and the world that you have the stamina for the slab and the wit to keep the morale high on even the toughest job sites.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for maximum breathability during long shifts on the job site.
- High-definition print quality that ensures the work site sarcasm remains sharp and legible after many washes.
- A comfortable soft blend that offers flexibility for physical tasks like screeding, edging, and jointing.
- Reinforced stitching on the neck and sleeves to withstand the wear and tear of a construction lifestyle.
Beyond the laugh-out-loud message, this piece of construction worker apparel is engineered for the lifestyle of a professional. When you are moving between the mixer and the forms, you need a garment that offers breathability and freedom of movement. Crafted from premium cotton, this tee provides a soft-to-the-touch feel that prevents chafing during repetitive motions. We understand that work site sarcasm is a vital part of the culture, but the quality of the gear shouldn’t be a joke. That is why we utilize a high-quality soft blend that ensures the shirt remains durable through every pour. Regarding maintenance, we recommend washing in cold water with similar colors to keep the graphic looking sharp. Avoid high heat when drying to maintain the structural integrity of the premium cotton fibers, ensuring that your favorite funny trade shirt stays in your rotation for years to come. Whether you are wearing it under a hi-vis vest or at a post-work hangout, it maintains its shape and comfort perfectly.
Whether you are looking for the perfect gift for a foreman or want to treat yourself after finishing a massive commercial slab, this tee hits the mark. It encapsulates the spirit of those who build our foundations, literally and figuratively. The Concrete Finishing Saved Me From Becoming A Stripper T-Shirt stands as a trophy for the hardworking men and women who prefer the smell of curing concrete over the neon lights of a club. It is a conversation starter, a mood lifter, and a reliable staple for anyone who understands that a hard day’s work is the best foundation for a good life. Wear it with pride and let everyone know that while the work is hard, your sense of humor is even harder.
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