Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Statement Piece for Every Rhythm Enthusiast: The Clogging Humor Tee
For those who live for the sound of synchronized heels hitting a wooden floor, the world of dance is a language all its own. However, to the uninitiated, the term “clogging” often brings to mind visions of sinks, wrenches, and unfortunate household mishaps. This is exactly where the wit of our design shines. The Clogging Is Not A Plumbing Problem Funny Square Dancing T-Shirt is a clever play on words that bridges the gap between a common chore and a vibrant cultural tradition. It captures the essence of a subculture that finds joy in the beat, celebrating the misunderstood terminology of folk dancing with a sharp sense of humor. Wearing this shirt isn’t just about fashion; it’s about reclaiming a word and turning it into a badge of honor. It speaks to the dedication of dancers who spend hours perfecting their steps, all while maintaining the lighthearted spirit that makes the community so welcoming. This graphic tee is the perfect way to explain your hobby without saying a word, ensuring that everyone knows your feet are busy making music, not a mess.
When you are in the middle of a high-energy set, the last thing you want is a garment that feels heavy or restrictive. We understand that folk dance apparel needs to be as dynamic as the person wearing it. That is why this shirt is constructed from a soft blend of materials designed to provide maximum breathability during even the most intense routines. The premium cotton fibers offer a luxurious feel against the skin, minimizing irritation while you focus on your rhythmic footwork. Whether you are performing under hot stage lights or enjoying a casual barn dance with friends, the fabric keeps you cool and comfortable. Durability is also a key factor; square dancing humor looks best when the print stays crisp and the fit remains true. This tee is built to survive the wash-and-wear cycle of an active lifestyle, maintaining its shape and softness so you can keep the focus on your choreography. It is a versatile piece that transitions effortlessly from the practice studio to a post-dance social, embodying the relaxed yet passionate vibe of the traditional dance scene.
Product Highlights:
- Made with premium cotton for a soft, breathable experience that lasts all day and night.
- Features a durable soft blend that moves with your body, perfect for active square dancing sessions.
- High-quality graphic print designed to resist fading, keeping the joke sharp and the colors vibrant.
- A classic fit that offers a timeless silhouette, making it a great gift for dancers of all ages and skill levels.
If you are tired of people asking if you need a plumber when you mention your weekend plans, it is time to set the record straight with style. This shirt is more than just a piece of merch; it is a conversation starter that identifies you as part of a rhythmic tradition. It makes a fantastic addition to your wardrobe or a thoughtful gift for your favorite dance partner. Don’t let your passion be confused with household maintenance—let the world know exactly where your talents lie. Embrace the rhythm, share the laugh, and step out with pride. Order your Clogging Is Not A Plumbing Problem Funny Square Dancing T-Shirt today and get ready to clear up the confusion one step at a time!
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