Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Philly Spirit with the Clearwooder St. Patricks Philadelphia Distressed T-Shirt
Philadelphia is a city built on tradition, brotherly love, and a very specific way of speaking that outsiders might struggle to decode. When the calendar turns to March, the city experiences a unique cultural collision: the anticipation of baseball season and the legendary green-soaked festivities of St. Patrick’s Day. The Clearwooder St. Patricks Philadelphia Distressed T-Shirt perfectly captures this intersection of local pride and holiday humor. The term “Clearwooder” is a phonetic nod to the local accent’s take on Clearwater, Florida—the spring training home of Philly’s beloved ballclub. By blending this sports-centric slang with the iconic shamrock spirit, this shirt becomes an inside joke for those who truly know the heartbeat of the city. It’s about the vibe of a sunny afternoon in a South Philly tavern, the roar of the crowd, and the unapologetic authenticity of being a Philadelphian.
Comfort is paramount when you are spending a long day navigating the parade route or hopping between local landmarks. This tee is constructed from a premium cotton that offers a luxurious feel against the skin while maintaining the durability needed for a high-energy holiday. We have utilized a soft blend that provides just the right amount of breathability, ensuring you stay cool even when the pub gets crowded. The distressed finish isn’t just a design choice; it’s a tribute to the “old-school” Philly aesthetic. It feels like a shirt you’ve owned for a decade—the kind of vintage favorite that has seen its fair share of victories and celebrations. This isn’t a stiff, temporary holiday item; it’s a high-quality piece of apparel designed to be a staple in your wardrobe for years to come.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Philly Irish Pride: This design celebrates the deep-rooted heritage of the city with a clever, localized twist that goes beyond the standard holiday clichés.
- Vintage Graphic Tee Aesthetic: The weathered, distressed look gives the shirt an instant character, making it look like a classic Philadelphia souvenir shirt from a bygone era.
- Unique St. Paddy’s Day Apparel: Stand out from the sea of generic green shirts with a design that specifically highlights the local culture and the “Clearwooder” spring training spirit.
- Versatile Souvenir Style: Whether you are a local or a visitor, this shirt serves as a perfect vintage graphic tee that commemorates the gritty, fun-loving nature of the city.
Styling Tips:
Because the March weather in the Northeast can be quite fickle, layering is the key to styling this piece. This shirt looks fantastic when paired with a dark denim jacket or a rugged flannel shirt left unbuttoned to show off the graphic. For a classic, effortless look, tuck it into a pair of well-worn jeans and finish the outfit with your favorite pair of white sneakers. If you’re heading to a chilly morning parade, throw it over a long-sleeve thermal for a layered, urban look. The distressed graphic has enough visual texture that it doesn’t need much help to stand out—let the shirt be the conversation starter it was meant to be.
In conclusion, if you want to represent the 215 with style and humor, the Clearwooder St. Patricks Philadelphia Distressed T-Shirt is the ultimate choice. It bridges the gap between sports fandom and holiday tradition, offering a comfortable, high-quality way to show the world exactly where your loyalties lie. Grab yours today and get ready to celebrate St. Paddy’s Day with the authentic spirit of Philadelphia.
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