Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Nostalgic Humor Meets Coastal Cool: The Claws Lobster Retro 90s Style T-Shirt

The Claws Lobster Retro 90s Style T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a portal back to an era of bold graphics, cinematic parodies, and unapologetic irony. This design taps into that quintessential nineties vibe where pop culture was loud and often hilariously absurd. By reimagining a classic thriller motif through the lens of a bottom-dwelling crustacean, this shirt strikes the perfect balance between high-concept humor and a vintage aesthetic. It’s for those who appreciate a good pun and aren’t afraid to wear their quirky sense of humor on their sleeve—or in this case, their chest. Whether you’re a fan of old-school cinema or just love the kitschy charm of seafood-themed apparel, this tee captures a specific cultural zeitgeist that feels both nostalgic and fresh in today’s fashion landscape.
We believe that a great joke shouldn’t come at the cost of comfort. That is why this shirt is crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend that feels incredible against the skin from the very first wear. The fabric is chosen for its breathability and durability, ensuring that the graphic remains vibrant even after multiple trips through the wash. We’ve avoided the stiff, scratchy feel of traditional novelty shirts, opting instead for a textile that moves with you. This isn’t just a shirt you wear once for a laugh; it’s a high-quality staple designed for daily rotation, providing that “lived-in” softness that usually takes years to achieve. The attention to detail in the stitching ensures it maintains its shape, making it a reliable choice for long days out or cozy nights in.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Features a funny unisex graphic tee fit that looks great on all body types, making it a versatile and inclusive addition to any modern wardrobe.
- Embraces the streetwear fashion trend by blending retro cinematography references with modern casual wear for a look that is both edgy and approachable.
- The quirky animal design serves as an instant conversation starter at parties, coastal getaways, or casual weekend hangouts.
- Functions as a premium novelty top for those who collect unique, artistically driven apparel that stands out from mass-produced fast-fashion clones.
Styling Tips:
To fully lean into the vintage aesthetic, pair this shirt with some light-wash distressed denim and a pair of chunky sneakers. If you want to elevate the look for a night out, throw an unbuttoned flannel or a rugged denim jacket over it to create a layered streetwear fashion statement. For a more relaxed, beachy vibe, it works perfectly with khaki shorts and boat shoes, channeling that quirky coastal energy. The versatility of the cut means it can be tucked in for a high-waisted 90s look or left loose for a modern, oversized feel that prioritizes comfort without sacrificing style. No matter how you choose to wear it, the bold graphic remains the undisputed star of the show.
Ultimately, the Claws Lobster Retro 90s Style T-Shirt is a tribute to a decade that didn’t take itself too seriously. It invites you to embrace the lighter side of life while staying grounded in quality craftsmanship. By choosing this piece, you aren’t just buying a novelty item; you’re investing in a conversation piece that bridges the gap between classic cinema parody and modern street style. If you are looking for a way to showcase your personality while staying incredibly comfortable, this Claws Lobster Retro 90s Style T-Shirt is the definitive choice for your next favorite outfit.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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