Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate the Art of Relaxation with Our Cigars Are My Therapy Vintage Unisex T-Shirt

There is a certain stoicism and profound peace found in the slow, rhythmic burn of a hand-rolled cigar. It is not merely about the smoke; it is about the meditation, the silence, and the camaraderie that exists between those who appreciate the finer things. This Cigars Are My Therapy Vintage Unisex T-Shirt captures that sentiment perfectly, offering a witty nod to those who find their zen at the end of a cedar match. Whether you are retreating to your personal study or gathering around a fire pit with lifelong friends, this shirt speaks directly to the soul of the aficionado. It is a bold statement of lifestyle, suggesting that sometimes the best advice doesn’t come from a therapist’s couch, but from a well-aged wrapper and a quiet, undisturbed afternoon. This design leans into the culture of the leaf, celebrating the patient ritual of the cut, the light, and the draw.
Crafted for those who demand excellence in both their tobacco and their wardrobe, this tee prioritizes comfort and longevity above all else. Made from a premium cotton fabric, it feels as smooth as a high-quality Connecticut shade leaf against the skin. The soft blend construction ensures that the garment remains highly breathable during those long, leisurely smoking sessions, whether you are tucked away in a climate-controlled lounge or relaxing outside on a breezy patio. We have designed this shirt to be durable enough for daily wear while maintaining a lightweight, airy feel that does not restrict your movement. It is the kind of reliable garment that gets better with every wash, maintaining its shape and integrity much like a prized collection stored in a well-maintained humidor.
Why This Design Rocks:
- This is the ultimate piece of retro cigar lover apparel for those who appreciate a nostalgic, weathered aesthetic that aligns with the timeless nature of the smoking hobby.
- It serves as a funny smoking enthusiast gift for the person in your life who insists their humidor is far more therapeutic than any modern wellness trend.
- The humorous cigar quote tee acts as an instant icebreaker and conversation starter at the local cigar bar, the golf course, or a weekend BBQ.
- Featuring a versatile unisex fit, it provides a flattering silhouette for all body types, celebrating the inclusive and diverse culture of the modern smoking community.
Styling Tips:
This vintage-inspired piece is incredibly versatile, making it an essential staple for any casual or semi-casual wardrobe. For a classic, rugged look, pair it with dark indigo denim and well-worn leather boots, echoing the refined nature of the cigar world. If you are heading to a high-end lounge, try layering it under a lightweight flannel shirt or a structured utility jacket to balance the humorous message with a touch of sophisticated style. It even pairs effortlessly with linen shorts for those humid summer evenings spent on the porch with a glass of premium bourbon. The muted, vintage vibe allows it to blend seamlessly with both modern streetwear and classic heritage fashion choices, ensuring you look sharp while you relax.
In a world that is always in a frantic rush, taking the time to sit back, light up, and reflect is an act of quiet rebellion. The Cigars Are My Therapy Vintage Unisex T-Shirt is more than just a piece of graphic apparel; it is a badge of honor for those who understand the true value of moving at a slower pace. Whether you are looking for a unique present for a milestone birthday or simply want to treat yourself to a shirt that reflects your favorite pastime, this tee delivers on every front. Embrace the ritual, savor the flavor profile of your favorite stick, and let the world know exactly where you find your peace of mind with this iconic and comfortable addition to your collection.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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