Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Comfort Food Statement: Chicken Pot Pie Retro Humor Tee

Life is often better when it is kept simple, and nothing says simplicity and warmth quite like a hearty, home-cooked meal. The Chicken Pot Pie Three Of My Favorite Things Retro T-Shirt captures that sentiment perfectly with a generous side of dry, witty humor. This isn’t just another piece of clothing; it’s a manifesto for the comfort food enthusiast who knows exactly what they want in life. By humorously breaking down one iconic, savory dish into three distinct “favorites,” this tee taps into a specific kind of deadpan comedy that resonates with foodies and “dad joke” aficionados alike. The retro aesthetic lends a sense of nostalgia to the design, reminding us of simpler times and the cozy kitchen memories that soothe the soul. Whether you are a fan of the flaky crust, the creamy center, or just the sheer audacity of the joke, this shirt is designed to spark conversations and shared laughs at any casual gathering or family dinner.
Beyond the clever wordplay and ironic theme, we prioritize a wearing experience that matches the physical comfort of the dish itself. Crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend, this t-shirt offers a breathable, lightweight feel that stays comfortable from morning until night. We have focused on high-quality construction and durable stitching to ensure the garment retains its shape and softness, even after multiple cycles through the wash. The fabric is exceptionally gentle against the skin, making it an ideal choice for lounging at home on a Sunday afternoon or heading out for a casual lunch with friends. It is the kind of reliable, high-end staple that quickly becomes a favorite in any wardrobe, offering both physical ease and a lighthearted vibe that never goes out of style.
Why This Design Rocks:
- The perfect funny food pun tee for those who appreciate dry humor, culinary wit, and the irony of listing one item as three.
- Features a retro vintage apparel look that pairs effortlessly with modern street style and nostalgic aesthetics.
- Makes for an exceptional comfort food lover gift for birthdays, holidays, or as a surprise for the chef in your life.
- A unique quirky graphic shirt that stands out from generic fast-fashion designs with its personality-driven message.
Styling Tips:
Styling this piece is as easy as enjoying a warm pot pie—but with much more fashionable results. For a classic, effortless weekend look, pair this shirt with your favorite distressed denim jeans and a pair of clean white sneakers. If the weather turns chilly, throw on an unbuttoned flannel shirt or a rugged denim jacket to lean into that vintage, heritage aesthetic. For those who prefer a more relaxed “home-chef” vibe, it works wonderfully with soft joggers or neutral chinos. The bold yet classic design allows it to act as a standalone statement piece or a subtle layer under a zip-up hoodie, giving you endless versatility for any casual occasion where you want your personality to shine through.
In a world of complex trends and fleeting fashion statements, sometimes the best choice is to stick to what you love and have a little fun with it. This Chicken Pot Pie Three Of My Favorite Things Retro T-Shirt is a testament to the joy of good food and great jokes. It is a wearable conversation starter that celebrates the simple things in life with a clever wink and a nod to tradition. Whether you are treating yourself to a new favorite top or searching for the perfect gift for a fellow foodie, this tee delivers on both character and comfort. Embrace the wit, enjoy the premium softness, and let everyone know that when it comes to your top three favorites, one perfect dish is all you really need to be happy.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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