Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate the Coop Life with the Ultimate Chicken Momma Distressed Graphic T-Shirt
The life of a poultry keeper is one filled with early mornings, joyful clucks, and a unique sense of pride that only those in the community truly understand. This Chicken Momma Distressed Graphic T-Shirt is designed to celebrate that specific bond between a caretaker and her flock. It’s more than just apparel; it’s a statement of identity for the modern woman who finds peace in her backyard sanctuary. Whether you are managing a full-scale farm or a small suburban coop, this shirt captures the essence of the homestead lifestyle. It speaks to the dedication required to raise happy hens and the humor needed when things get a bit “egg-stra” chaotic. This tee is the perfect way to showcase your love for your feathered babies while maintaining a stylish, lived-in look that pairs perfectly with the rugged nature of farm life. Being a chicken mom means understanding the unique personalities of every bird—from the bossy lead hen to the shy pullet—and this shirt honors that deep connection with a wink and a nod to the busy, rewarding life of a modern farmer.
Key Features:
- Constructed from premium cotton and a soft blend for ultimate breathability and comfort during daily chores.
- High-quality distressed graphic printing that offers a vintage, weathered look that won’t peel or fade quickly.
- Designed with a versatile unisex fit that complements the farm girl aesthetic perfectly.
- Durable side-seamed construction ensures the garment holds its shape, even after a long day in the garden or the coop.
In terms of versatility, this tee is a staple for any country-inspired wardrobe. You can easily style it with your favorite pair of distressed denim jeans for a casual market run, or tuck it into some sturdy overalls when it’s time to clean the nesting boxes or refresh the waterers. The backyard poultry enthusiast knows that clothing needs to be as resilient as it is comfortable. That’s why we’ve selected materials that breathe, allowing you to move freely while tending to your garden, carrying bags of feed, or chasing down a runaway hen. This shirt is also an exceptional funny farmer tee gift idea for birthdays, Mother’s Day, or as a surprise for the woman who considers her coop to be her happy place. To keep your shirt looking its best, we recommend washing it inside out in cold water and tumble drying on low. This preserves the integrity of the print and ensures the rustic charm of the design remains vibrant for years to come. Beyond the physical comfort, there is a sense of community that comes with wearing this design. It serves as a conversation starter at the local feed store, signaling to others that you are part of the growing movement of people returning to their roots and finding joy in the simple things.
Ultimately, being a chicken mom is a full-time job that deserves recognition and a bit of style. This Chicken Momma Distressed Graphic T-Shirt offers the perfect blend of humor and heart, making it a must-have for anyone deeply rooted in the poultry community. It honors the messy, wonderful, and rewarding life of a farmer with a touch of modern flair. Whether you’re gifting it to a friend who just started her first flock or treating yourself after a long season of hard work, this shirt stands as a testament to the joy and personality that backyard chickens bring into our everyday lives.
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