Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Vintage Style for the Matriarch of the Coop

There is a special kind of pride that comes with being the matriarch of a backyard flock. It is a title that blends the nurturing spirit of a grandmother with the delightful, feathery chaos of raising chickens. This Chicken Grandma Distressed Retro Graphic T-Shirt captures that unique energy perfectly, offering a stylish nod to those who find joy in the early morning clucks and the hunt for farm-fresh eggs. The vibe of this design isn’t just about poultry; it’s about a lifestyle defined by a love for the land, a connection to nature, and a quirky sense of humor that only fellow coop enthusiasts truly understand. Whether you are a veteran bird owner or a newcomer to the homesteading world, this shirt speaks to the heart of the “cluck-cluck” lifestyle. It celebrates the grit, the grace, and the countless giggles that come with being the head of the pecking order in your own backyard sanctuary.
To ensure you stay comfortable while managing your feathered empire, we have prioritized high-quality construction and a tactile feel that lasts. Crafted from premium cotton, this top feels lived-in and incredibly soft from the very first wear. The soft blend allows for maximum breathability, making it the perfect choice for those sunny afternoons spent in the garden or cozy mornings sipping coffee on the porch. We know that life on a hobby farm can be demanding, so we have ensured the fabric is durable enough to withstand frequent washing while maintaining its charming, weathered look. This is the kind of reliable staple that quickly becomes a favorite in any wardrobe, providing a lightweight feel that transitions effortlessly through the seasons without losing its shape or appeal.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Perfect Poultry Lover Gift: This tee serves as a thoughtful and humorous present for the woman who treats her hens like royalty and her garden like a private sanctuary.
- Timeless Vintage Farm Aesthetic: The distressed finish offers a nostalgic, retro feel that pairs perfectly with the rising popularity of the “cottagecore” and rustic living movements.
- Celebrates the Backyard Chicken Lady: It provides an instant way to connect with a community of like-minded women who value sustainable living and the companionship of their feathered friends.
- Versatile Wardrobe Addition: The design is subtle enough for daily errands yet bold enough to make a statement at the local farmer’s market or family gatherings.
Styling Tips:
Styling this piece is as easy as a breezy Sunday morning on the farm. For a classic, functional look, tuck it into a pair of high-waisted distressed denim jeans and slip on some sturdy leather boots or wellies. If the weather turns a bit chilly while you’re out tending to the coop, layer it under an oversized flannel shirt or a rugged denim jacket to lean into that authentic, outdoorsy vibe. You can even elevate the look for a casual lunch by pairing it with a simple midi skirt and white sneakers, proving that your passion for poultry can be both high-fashion and high-fun. For an extra touch of farm-chic, add a wide-brimmed straw hat or a simple canvas tote bag to complete the ensemble.
Ultimately, this garment is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a badge of honor for the women who keep our homes and our coops running smoothly. It is a sentimental and stylish way to show the world exactly who is in charge of the flock. If you are looking for a way to express your personality or searching for the perfect tribute to the world-class grandmother in your life, the Chicken Grandma Distressed Retro Graphic T-Shirt is the ideal choice. It perfectly balances a sense of humor with a sense of style, ensuring that every grandma feels celebrated for her unique role as a caretaker of both people and poultry alike.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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