Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Obsession: The Definitive Cheese Slut Distressed Graphic T-Shirt
In the modern culinary landscape, there is a fine line between a casual fan and a true devotee. For those who believe that life is simply a series of events occurring between different types of brie and aged cheddar, wearing your passion on your sleeve—or rather, your chest—is the ultimate power move. The Cheese Slut Distressed Graphic T-Shirt is more than just a piece of apparel; it is a bold, unapologetic manifesto for the dairy-obsessed. This design leans heavily into the “foodie” subculture, utilizing tongue-in-cheek humor to celebrate a universal love for all things fermented and curdled. The distressed aesthetic suggests a vintage, lived-in feel, mirroring the timeless nature of a well-aged parmigiano-reggiano. Whether you are browsing the local farmers’ market or hosting an elaborate charcuterie night, this shirt signals to the world that you have refined tastes and a wicked sense of humor. It captures the irony of internet culture while paying homage to the world’s most beloved comfort food.

When it comes to high-quality apparel, the sensation of the fabric is just as important as the message printed on it. This funny cheese lover novelty tee is engineered for maximum comfort, utilizing a premium cotton soft blend that feels like a second skin from the very first wear. The distressed graphic provides a vintage aesthetic streetwear vibe that pairs effortlessly with distressed denim or layered under a flannel for a more rugged look. We understand that a true dairy enthusiast leads an active lifestyle—from hunting down rare imports to experimenting with the perfect grilled cheese—which is why the construction of this garment emphasizes durability. The neckline is reinforced to prevent sagging, and the side-seamed construction ensures a flattering fit that maintains its shape through countless washes. This isn’t a fast-fashion throwaway; it is a staple piece designed for the long haul, much like a high-quality wheel of Gruyère. The breathable nature of the fabric makes it ideal for year-round wear, keeping you cool during summer festivals and providing a soft base layer during the colder months when fondue becomes a dietary staple.
Product Highlights:
- Superior construction featuring a premium cotton and soft blend for ultimate breathability and comfort.
- High-definition distressed print that achieves a vintage aesthetic streetwear look without sacrificing clarity.
- A versatile unisex cut that makes it the perfect dairy enthusiast gift for friends, family, or your favorite cheesemonger.
- Reinforced stitching and pre-shrunk fabric ensure longevity and a consistent fit after every laundry cycle.
Ultimately, fashion is about self-expression and finding your tribe. By choosing this design, you are connecting with a community of like-minded individuals who appreciate the finer, funkier things in life. It serves as a fantastic conversation starter, guaranteed to elicit smiles and nods of approval from fellow gourmets. If you are looking to elevate your casual wardrobe with a touch of irreverent gourmet food humor, look no further. This tee strikes the perfect balance between edgy street style and lighthearted fun. Don’t settle for boring, generic clothing when you can represent your favorite food group with style and panache. Secure your Cheese Slut Distressed Graphic T-Shirt today and let everyone know that your heart—and your stomach—belongs to the world of fine cheeses.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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