Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Intersection of Irony and Nostalgia: Cheem Creams Retro 90s Graphic Tee
The Cheem Creams Retro 90s T-Shirt is more than just a piece of apparel; it is a meticulously crafted cultural artifact that bridges the gap between digital irony and tactile nostalgia. In an era where “weirdcore” and hyper-specific internet memes dominate our social feeds, this design captures the essence of a bygone corporate era that never actually existed—yet feels hauntingly familiar. It taps into that specific late-century “mall kiosk” energy, blending the wholesome charm of a local dairy souvenir with the surrealist humor of the modern web. Wearing this piece signals a deep appreciation for the absurd, making it the perfect choice for those who find beauty in the glitchy, the vintage, and the ironically wholesome. It serves as a wearable manifesto for the internet generation, celebrating the bizarre evolution of humor from the analog age to the pixelated present.

Beyond the intellectual appeal of the design, the physical experience of wearing this graphic tee novelty is centered on uncompromised comfort and long-lasting quality. We have selected a premium cotton fabric that offers a remarkably soft-to-the-touch feel, mimicking the broken-in sensation of a prized thrift store find from decades ago. This is not a stiff or heavy garment; it is a soft blend designed to breathe and move with you, making it an ideal choice for layering under a flannel or wearing as the standalone centerpiece of a 90s nostalgia ensemble. The construction features reinforced double-needle stitching on the sleeves and hem to ensure that while the vibe is retro, the durability is strictly modern. Whether you are navigating a crowded convention floor, browsing a record shop, or simply lounging at a late-night diner, this unisex souvenir gear provides a relaxed, contemporary fit that flatters all body types. It is a garment designed for the long haul, maintaining its shape and texture through countless wash cycles and adventures.
Product Highlights:
- Ultra-Soft Materials: Made with premium cotton and a soft blend to ensure maximum breathability and a lightweight feel throughout the day.
- High-Definition Print: The graphic uses advanced ink technology to provide a vibrant, “vintage-fade” look that won’t crack or peel, preserving the 90s aesthetic.
- Versatile Unisex Fit: Expertly tailored to provide a comfortable silhouette for everyone, making it a staple piece for any modern streetwear collection.
- Conversation Starter: A unique blend of internet subculture and retro branding that is guaranteed to turn heads and spark discussions among fellow enthusiasts.
If you are looking to elevate your daily rotation with a piece that perfectly balances high-concept irony and everyday comfort, this is the ultimate addition to your wardrobe. This shirt is more than just a novelty; it is a statement of personal style and a nod to the golden age of eccentric graphic design. It makes for an incredible gift for the meme-connoisseur in your life or a well-deserved treat for your own curated collection of niche fashion. Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of wearable internet history that feels as good as it looks. Secure your Cheem Creams Retro 90s T-Shirt today and step into a world where vintage-inspired comfort meets the cutting edge of surrealist charm.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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