Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Absurd with the Cheam Creems Distressed Vintage Retro T-Shirt

In the world of modern fashion, there is a distinct movement toward the surreal and the nonsensical. The Cheam Creems Distressed Vintage Retro T-Shirt perfectly captures this ironic spirit, blending a faux-nostalgic aesthetic with a punchline that feels like a hidden internet joke. This isn’t just a garment; it’s a conversation starter for those who appreciate the lighter, more absurd side of life. Whether you are a fan of “cheems” meme culture or simply enjoy the aesthetic of a bygone era’s grocery store branding, this design offers a unique blend of humor and style. It speaks to a generation that values “in-jokes” and the charm of a distressed, lived-in look that feels like a lucky thrift store find from the early nineties. The vibe here is one of playful subversion—taking the familiar imagery of dairy products and twisting it into something delightfully weird and wonderfully wearable.
Crafted for those who refuse to sacrifice comfort for style, this shirt is made from a premium cotton that feels broken-in from the very first wear. We have utilized a soft blend of high-quality fibers to ensure that the fabric breathes easily, making it an ideal choice for year-round wear. Unlike standard stiff tees, this garment offers a relaxed drape that complements its vintage-inspired graphic. The distressed finish isn’t just about the visual—it’s about the tactile experience of wearing something that feels like an old favorite. The print is integrated into the fabric, ensuring that the “Cheam Creems” logo maintains its retro charm without the heavy, plastic feel of lower-quality screen prints. This attention to detail ensures that the shirt remains durable through countless washes while maintaining its characteristic soft-touch feel and vintage character.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Features a hilarious parody design that functions as a high-tier funny graphic tee for any social gathering or casual outing.
- The nostalgic aesthetic is achieved through careful distressing techniques, mimicking the authentic look of mid-century grocery advertisements.
- A standout piece of novelty streetwear that pairs effortlessly with modern urban wardrobes, offering a splash of personality to any look.
Styling Tips:
To truly lean into the retro-ironic vibe of this tee, try layering it under an unbuttoned flannel shirt or a rugged denim jacket for a textured, layered look. For a classic 90s revival outfit, tuck the shirt into a pair of light-wash high-waisted jeans and finish the ensemble with some chunky white sneakers or canvas high-tops. If you are going for a more contemporary streetwear edge, pair it with oversized cargo pants, a tactical belt, and a beanie. The versatility of the design allows it to shift from a lazy Sunday loungewear piece to the focal point of a curated, edgy outfit for a night out with friends. Because the colors are muted and vintage-toned, it plays well with earthy neutrals like olive, tan, and charcoal, making it a staple piece that integrates seamlessly into your existing rotation.
Ultimately, fashion should be fun, and nothing says fun quite like a shirt that refuses to take itself seriously. The Cheam Creems Distressed Vintage Retro T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a badge of honor for the quirky, the bold, and the humorously inclined. It bridges the gap between high-quality construction and low-brow humor, ensuring you look great while making everyone around you do a double-take. In a sea of boring, cookie-cutter fashion, choosing a design that embraces the weirdness of the digital age is a breath of fresh air. Add this unique piece to your collection today and celebrate the wonderful, nonsensical world of “Cheam Creems” with a shirt that feels as good as it looks.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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