Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Wake Up in Style with Our Caution Allergic to Mornings Funny Graphic T-Shirt
Let’s face it: the early bird might get the worm, but the rest of us just get a headache. The Caution Allergic to Mornings Funny Graphic T-Shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a lifestyle statement for those who consider 10:00 AM “too early.” This design taps into the collective consciousness of the sleep-deprived, offering a witty way to navigate the world before your first cup of coffee. It perfectly captures that specific feeling of dread when the sun starts peaking through the blinds, turning a common frustration into a relatable piece of humor. Whether you’re a student, a night-shift worker, or just someone who identifies as a professional napper, this shirt serves as a humorous warning to anyone who dares to approach you before noon. It’s about more than just a joke; it’s about embracing your natural rhythm in a world that insists on early starts and bright-eyed optimism. Wearing this design tells the world that while you might be physically present, your soul is still tucked under the covers.

When you choose this sarcastic apparel, you aren’t sacrificing comfort for wit. We understand that a shirt meant for lounging and protesting early wake-ups needs to feel like a second skin. That is why this novelty tee is crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend, ensuring that it stays breathable and cozy throughout the day. The fabric is treated to maintain its shape and structural integrity, making it a reliable choice for your quirky casual wear collection. Imagine stepping out into the world—perhaps for a late brunch or a quick grocery run—and letting your clothes do the talking for you. The relatable sleep-themed humor resonates with everyone from tired parents to creative freelancers who do their best work at midnight. It provides a sense of community among those of us who believe that the best part of the morning is when it’s finally over. The durability of the high-quality print ensures that your message stays loud and clear, wash after wash, maintaining that fresh look that says “I’d rather be in bed” even after months of wear.
Product Highlights:
- Constructed from a premium cotton and soft blend for ultimate all-day comfort.
- High-quality graphic print designed to withstand repeated washing without fading.
- Versatile fit that works perfectly for casual outings, gym sessions, or lazy Sundays.
- An excellent novelty tee gift idea for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion for your favorite night owl.
Finding the right present for that person who hates their alarm clock can be a challenge, but this shirt makes it easy. As a unique gift for night owls, it strikes the perfect balance between practical clothing and hilarious social commentary. It’s a versatile addition to any wardrobe, pairing effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or even your favorite pajama bottoms for the ultimate “don’t talk to me” ensemble. Don’t let the morning blues get you down when you can wear your mood on your sleeve—literally. Whether you are buying it for yourself or as a thoughtful gesture for a fellow sleep enthusiast, it is sure to spark a conversation (once the caffeine kicks in). If you are ready to warn the world of your anti-morning stance with style and confidence, look no further than the Caution Allergic to Mornings Funny Graphic T-Shirt. Grab yours today and start your day, whenever that may be, with a smile and a heavy dose of relatable sarcasm.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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