Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Unleash Feline Chaos with the Catnip Madness Retro Parody Tee
If you’ve ever witnessed a cat transform from a dignified house pet into a whirling dervish of fur and claws after a single sniff of the green stuff, you understand the inspiration behind this design. The Catnip Madness The Devils Weed With Its Roots In Hell Vintage T-Shirt perfectly captures that hilarious, drug-addled energy through the lens of 1930s-style anti-drug propaganda. This piece isn’t just a garment; it’s a satirical nod to the classic “Reefer Madness” era, blending retro feline humor with a dark, vintage aesthetic. It speaks to the absurdity of how we view our feline companions’ occasional descents into madness, framing their favorite herb as a “dangerous” gateway to hellish behavior. It’s the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who appreciates a bit of irony mixed with their love for animals.
Key Features:
- Crafted from a premium cotton fabric that ensures a breathable and lightweight feel for all-day wear.
- Utilizes a soft blend of high-quality materials to provide a comfortable fit that retains its shape after every wash.
- Features high-definition printing techniques that preserve the “distressed” vintage look without cracking or fading.
- Built for durability with double-stitched seams, making it a staple piece of funny cat lover apparel for years to come.
Beyond its striking visual commentary, this tee is designed for maximum versatility and longevity. Whether you are heading to a casual weekend brunch, a local pet convention, or just lounging at home with your own “addicted” kitties, this shirt fits the vibe perfectly. This classic exploitation film parody aesthetic pairs effortlessly with distressed denim, leather jackets, or even layered under a flannel for a more rugged, alternative look. To keep the print looking as vibrant and “dangerously” funny as the day you bought it, we recommend washing it inside out in cold water. Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to preserve the integrity of the fibers and the intricate details of the design. This attention to detail ensures that the irony remains sharp and the fabric stays incredibly soft against your skin, even after repeated wear.
In a world of generic pet merchandise, this design stands out by embracing the darker, more hilarious side of pet ownership. It’s a tribute to the legendary “zoomies” and the mysterious power of the catnip leaf that turns even the laziest tabby into a wild beast. The Catnip Madness The Devils Weed With Its Roots In Hell Vintage T-Shirt is more than just a funny graphic; it is a piece of wearable art that celebrates the chaotic, unpredictable nature of our cats. Whether you are buying it for yourself or as a gift for a fellow feline enthusiast who appreciates vintage cinema style, this shirt delivers a perfect mix of nostalgia, satire, and premium comfort that will never go out of style.
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