Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Feline Chaos with the Mr Furrypants Statement Tee

Every cat owner knows that specific, wide-eyed look in a pet’s eyes—the dilated pupils, the sudden burst of frantic energy, and the inevitable “zoomies” that follow a session with the legendary green herb. This Catnip Made Me Do It Mr Furrypants Funny Distressed T-Shirt perfectly captures that mischievous spirit, offering a playful excuse for all the adorable mayhem our feline companions cause. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a nod to the silent pact between a human and their cat, acknowledging that sometimes, things just get a little wild and unpredictable. The “Mr Furrypants” persona adds a layer of sophisticated humor to the chaos, suggesting a character who is usually dignified and poised but loses all composure the moment the catnip comes out. This design speaks directly to the heart of the cat-obsessed community, celebrating the unique quirks and hilarious lapses in judgment that make living with a cat so endlessly entertaining.
When it comes to daily wear, comfort is just as important as the message you are projecting to the world. This shirt is meticulously crafted from a premium cotton that feels lived-in and comfortable from the very first wear. We have selected a high-quality soft blend that ensures maximum breathability, whether you are lounging at home with your own Mr Furrypants or out running errands in the real world. The distressed finish of the graphic isn’t just a stylistic choice; it reflects the rugged, playful nature of a cat’s life, making the shirt feel like a vintage favorite that has survived years of play and affection. The fabric is designed to hold its shape and buttery softness through countless wash cycles, ensuring that your favorite funny tee remains a reliable staple in your wardrobe for many seasons to come.
Why This Design Rocks:
- A must-have for the dedicated feline enthusiast who appreciates the finer points of cat behavior and the absurdity of pet ownership.
- Infused with clever kitty-inspired humor that serves as an instant conversation starter at the vet, the park, or your local coffee shop.
- Makes for a truly memorable cat lover gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because your friend’s cat finally broke that expensive vase.
- Features a timeless vintage aesthetic that pairs effortlessly with modern street style and casual weekend wear.
Styling Tips:
To make the most of this novelty tee, consider pairing it with heavily distressed denim to lean into that vintage, rugged look that matches the graphic’s vibe. If you are heading out for a casual evening with friends, layer it under a classic plaid flannel or a structured denim jacket to keep the outfit relaxed but intentional. For those who prefer a more athletic or “athleisure” aesthetic, it works brilliantly with charcoal joggers and your favorite pair of clean high-top sneakers. Because the design itself is bold and humorous, you can keep the rest of your accessories simple, letting the “Mr Furrypants” charm do the heavy lifting. It’s the perfect choice for weekend brunches, trips to the pet store, or just a cozy, lazy afternoon on the couch with a real cat on your lap.
In the end, this shirt is about celebrating the unbreakable bond we share with our pets, even when they are at their most unpredictable and chaotic. Whether you are buying it for yourself to wear as a badge of honor or as a surprise for a fellow cat parent who understands the struggle, the Catnip Made Me Do It Mr Furrypants Funny Distressed T-Shirt is a testament to the joy and hilarity of cat ownership. It is a comfortable, stylish, and undeniably funny way to show the world that while your cat might be a little crazy, they are still the undisputed boss of the house.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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