Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Set Sail with the Rugged Spirit of the Captain Mike Novelty Aesthetic
Embrace the spirit of the high seas and the rebellious nature of the open water with a design that speaks to the salt-of-the-earth leader in everyone. The Captain Mike Vintage Distressed T-Shirt isn’t just another piece of apparel; it’s a tribute to the weathered souls who navigate life’s choppy waters with a grin and a bit of grit. This design taps into a specific maritime humor that resonates with those who appreciate the irony of life and death, symbolized by the classic, battle-hardened skull motif. It’s for the person who has seen it all and lived to tell the tale, blending a rugged aesthetic with a sense of rebellious adventure. Whether you are a literal boat captain or just the captain of your own destiny, this novelty graphic skull tee brings a sense of authentic, lived-in character to your everyday wardrobe. It’s about more than just a name—it’s about an attitude that prioritizes resilience and a legendary story over polished, corporate perfection. Wearing this shirt is a nod to a lifestyle of independence and the wisdom that comes from facing the storm head-on.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable, high-end feel that lasts through every adventure.
- Constructed with a soft blend of materials to ensure all-day comfort, whether you’re on deck or at the bar.
- Features a high-quality, durable print designed to maintain its vintage, distressed charm even after many washes.
- Designed with a classic fit that offers both a relaxed silhouette and a modern, nautical-inspired streetwear edge.
Versatility is at the heart of this nautical-inspired streetwear staple. It transitions effortlessly from a casual afternoon at the docks to a high-energy evening at your favorite local haunt. The design’s intentionally aged look means it only gets better with time, mirroring the very experiences it celebrates. To maintain the integrity of this soft blend garment and ensure it remains a favorite for years to come, we recommend washing it in cold water with similar colors. Tumble dry on low heat or, better yet, hang dry to preserve the depth of the graphic and the structural integrity of the premium cotton fibers. This piece is designed to withstand the elements of daily life while providing maximum comfort. Its relaxed fit makes it an ideal layering piece—throw it under a rugged flannel or a distressed denim jacket for a look that is as timeless as the ocean itself. It represents a lifestyle of freedom and a refusal to conform to the mundane, making it an essential addition for any collector of unique, story-driven apparel that stands out from the crowd.
In a world of fast fashion and fleeting trends, the Captain Mike Vintage Distressed T-Shirt stands out as a beacon of true individuality. It captures a specific vibe that perfectly balances dark humor with classic maritime tradition, creating a conversation piece that feels both familiar and entirely original. It’s the perfect gift for the person who values grit, character, and a touch of the macabre in their sartorial choices. By choosing this piece, you aren’t just buying merchandise; you are adopting a persona that is as bold as it is seasoned. This novelty graphic skull tee serves as a constant reminder to steer your own ship, regardless of the weather or the waves. Elevate your daily rotation with the Captain Mike Vintage Distressed T-Shirt and carry the spirit of the legendary captain wherever your journey takes you, from the city streets to the shoreline.
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