Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Mastering the Art of Linguistic Irony: The Capital Letters & Periods, Bruh. Vintage Distressed T-Shirt
In an era where digital communication often sacrifices syntax for speed, making a bold statement about the importance of punctuation has never been more relevant—or more humorous. The Capital Letters & Periods, Bruh. Vintage Distressed T-Shirt captures the perfect intersection between strict grammatical standards and the relaxed, colloquial vibe of modern slang. This design isn’t just a piece of clothing; it is a meta-commentary on the way we speak and write today. By juxtaposing a demand for formal structure with the casual exclamation of “Bruh,” this grammar humor apparel speaks to the inner editor in all of us who still values a well-placed full stop. Whether you are a writer, an editor, or simply someone who finds the lack of capitalization in text messages mildly infuriating, this shirt allows you to wear your linguistic standards on your sleeve. The vintage distressed aesthetic adds a layer of timelessness, suggesting that while language evolves, the need for clarity remains eternal. This Capital Letters & Periods, Bruh. Vintage Distressed T-Shirt is the ultimate choice for those who want to call out the chaos of internet slang while simultaneously embracing its most iconic phrases.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable, high-quality feel that lasts through every wash and wear.
- Features a specialized soft blend fabric that provides an exceptionally comfortable fit for all-day styling.
- Utilizes advanced printing techniques to ensure the distressed vintage graphic maintains its retro charm without fading.
- Designed with a classic, versatile cut that complements various body types and personal style preferences.
When it comes to versatility, this sarcastic teacher shirt is a powerhouse in any casual wardrobe. Its vintage aesthetic streetwear vibe makes it incredibly easy to style for a variety of social settings. For a relaxed weekend look, pair it with your favorite weathered denim and a pair of classic high-top sneakers. If you want to lean into the academic irony, layer it under a structured blazer or a corduroy button-down for a “cool professor” aesthetic that works at coffee shops, bookstores, or casual office environments. Beyond its visual appeal, the longevity of the garment is a top priority. Because we use a premium cotton base, the fabric retains its shape and softness over time. To keep the distressed graphic looking its best, we recommend washing the garment in cold water with similar colors and tumbling dry on a low setting. The beauty of the vintage style is that it actually gains character as it ages, much like a classic novel. This piece is more than just a funny tee; it is a durable staple designed for those who appreciate the nuances of the English language and the humor found in its modern-day contradictions.
Ultimately, this design is about more than just correcting someone’s text messages; it is about celebrating the personality and wit that come with a deep appreciation for language. It serves as a conversation starter, a badge of honor for the grammatically inclined, and a stylish addition to any collection of expressive apparel. If you are looking for a gift for a writer or simply want to treat yourself to a garment that reflects your sharp wit, the Capital Letters & Periods, Bruh. Vintage Distressed T-Shirt is the perfect solution. It bridges the gap between formal education and street-smart humor, proving that you can be a stickler for the rules while still having a great sense of humor. Don’t settle for a basic tee when you can make a statement that is as smart as it is stylish with the Capital Letters & Periods, Bruh. Vintage Distressed T-Shirt.
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