Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Art of Linguistic Irony with the Capital Letters And Periods Bruh. Retro Vintage T-Shirt
In the era of rapid-fire texting and lowercase-only aesthetics, there is a profound sense of humor in demanding formality where it is least expected. The Capital Letters And Periods Bruh. Retro Vintage T-Shirt captures that specific blend of internet-era exasperation and classic retro flair. This design isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a social commentary on the evolution of communication and the generational gap in digital etiquette. Whether you are a grammar enthusiast poking fun at the rules or a digital native embracing the “bruh” culture, this shirt speaks volumes without saying a word. It leans heavily into the irony of using formal punctuation while maintaining a completely relaxed, nonchalant attitude. The design taps into the current “normcore” trends, where the simplicity of the text becomes its greatest strength. By juxtaposing the rigid structure of traditional grammar with the informal energy of Gen Z slang, the shirt creates a humorous tension that resonates with anyone who appreciates the subtle nuances of modern sarcasm and vintage-inspired graphics.

Stepping out in this tee means carrying a vibe that is both intellectual and incredibly laid-back. The vintage aesthetic ensures that while the message is modern, the look remains timeless and effortlessly cool. Crafted from a soft blend of materials, it offers a comfort level that matches its casual street style. We prioritize durability and feel, utilizing premium cotton that stays breathable through every season. This isn’t your average novelty tee that loses its shape after a single cycle in the wash; it’s designed for the long haul, much like the timeless humor it represents. The fabric provides a gentle touch against the skin, ensuring that your bold statement doesn’t come at the cost of physical ease. The construction emphasizes a weight that feels substantial without being heavy, making it an ideal choice for layering under a flannel or wearing solo during warmer months. The relaxed fit makes it a staple for anyone building an aesthetic streetwear wardrobe, pairing perfectly with distressed denim or oversized joggers. It’s about feeling as good as you look while signaling to the world that you’re in on the joke, blending high-quality apparel with high-level wit.
Product Highlights:
- Expertly crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend for all-day breathability and maximum comfort.
- Features high-quality, long-lasting vintage-inspired prints that resist cracking and fading over time.
- Designed with a classic, versatile fit that seamlessly complements any casual or modern streetwear wardrobe.
- A perfect conversation starter for teachers, writers, and fans of Gen Z linguistic culture and internet memes.
Finding the perfect balance between “doing too much” and “not caring enough” is a fine art, and this shirt hits the sweet spot with precision. It is more than just merch; it’s a reflection of a personality that values wit, linguistic irony, and comfort in equal measure. Whether you’re heading to a casual hangout, a coffee shop study session, or just want to make a subtle statement at the grocery store, this piece ensures you do so with a touch of nostalgic charm and contemporary relevance. The understated design allows the message to take center stage, inviting nods of approval from fellow grammar nerds and sarcasm specialists alike. Don’t miss out on the chance to upgrade your rotation with a design that is as smart as it is stylish. Grab your Capital Letters And Periods Bruh. Retro Vintage T-Shirt today and let your wardrobe reflect your unique sense of humor and your appreciation for classic, high-quality apparel that stands the test of time.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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