Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Flowchart for Scientific Curiosity and Chaos
There is an age-old question that plagues every scientist, geologist, and curious toddler alike: “Can I eat this?” In the world of research and discovery, the line between a groundbreaking observation and a terrible life choice is often thinner than a microscope slide. This Can I Lick It- Sure Go For It Maybe The Best Idea Please Dont Do That Distressed T-Shirt perfectly captures that internal struggle with a touch of dark, intellectual humor. It’s not just a piece of clothing; it’s a tribute to the impulsive curiosity that drives humanity to touch things we probably shouldn’t. Whether you are working in a high-tech laboratory or just exploring the great outdoors, this design resonates with anyone who has ever looked at a colorful chemical solution or a shiny mineral and felt that inexplicable urge to test it with their taste buds. This shirt celebrates the “forbidden snack” culture of the scientific community, turning a potential safety violation into a wearable piece of comedic art.

When it comes to geeky humor apparel, the “vibe” is just as important as the message. The distressed aesthetic of this tee suggests a garment that has survived long nights in the library or messy days in the field. It feels like a vintage find—a shirt that has been through the wars of academia and come out the other side with a sense of humor intact. Beyond the sarcastic chemistry shirt vibes, the physical sensation of wearing it is equally impressive. We’ve utilized a soft blend of materials that ensures the fabric moves with you, rather than feeling stiff or restrictive. Constructed from premium cotton, it offers a breathable experience that is essential for those long shifts under fluorescent lab lights or casual weekend outings. The fabric is pre-treated to maintain its shape, ensuring that your favorite new laboratory safety joke doesn’t lose its form after a few spins in the wash. It’s the kind of shirt that becomes a staple in your wardrobe because it feels as good as it looks, providing a relaxed fit that complements any casual style.
Product Highlights:
- Intellectual Wit: Features a hilarious flowchart design that perfectly balances scientific inquiry with self-preservation instincts, making it a top-tier science enthusiast gift.
- Vintage Distressed Look: The weathered print style gives it an authentic, lived-in feel that pairs perfectly with denim, lab coats, or cargo shorts.
- Premium Comfort: Crafted from a high-quality soft blend and premium cotton to ensure maximum comfort and durability for daily wear.
- Conversation Starter: Whether you’re at a science convention, a university lecture, or a coffee shop, this shirt is guaranteed to spark laughter and recognition from fellow nerds.
In conclusion, if you are looking for the perfect way to express your love for questionable decision-making and academic irony, look no further. This shirt is more than just a funny graphic; it is a badge of honor for the inquisitive mind. It makes for an incredible gift for teachers, students, and professionals who understand that sometimes, the only thing standing between you and a discovery is a very bad idea. The Can I Lick It- Sure Go For It Maybe The Best Idea Please Dont Do That Distressed T-Shirt is a must-have for anyone who appreciates a good laboratory safety joke and wants to stay comfortable while doing so. Grab yours today and let the world know that while you might know better, you’re still thinking about it. Add this unique piece to your collection and embrace the hilarious side of the scientific method with style and comfort.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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