Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Lab Humor: Why Every Educator Needs This Funny Science Teacher T-Shirt

Science is a discipline built on exploration and the five senses, but as every seasoned educator knows, some boundaries are meant to be respected. This Funny Science Teacher T-Shirt perfectly captures the hilarious and slightly chaotic tension between scientific curiosity and basic lab safety. The “Can I Lick It” theme taps into a universal “forbidden snack” meme that resonates with anyone who has ever looked at a brightly colored chemical solution or a shimmering mineral and felt that strange, primal urge to taste it. It is a celebration of the inquisitive mind, wrapped in the dry, witty humor that defines the modern science department. This design isn’t just about a catchy phrase; it’s a nod to the daily struggle of keeping students (and sometimes colleagues) from doing the unthinkable in the name of “research.” It brings a lighthearted, approachable vibe to the classroom, proving that while safety is serious, the culture of the lab can be incredibly fun.
Beyond the clever messaging, the physical quality of the garment is designed to withstand the rigors of a busy school day. Crafted from premium cotton, this tee offers exceptional breathability, making it ideal for those long afternoons spent over Bunsen burners or supervising outdoor experiments. We have selected a soft blend of fibers to ensure the fabric remains gentle against the skin and maintains its structural integrity wash after wash. There is no stiff or scratchy feeling here; instead, you get a flexible, comfortable fit that moves with you as you reach for the high shelves in the chemical storage room or lean over a desk to help a student with their equations. It’s a durable, reliable piece of apparel that balances professional utility with a relaxed, modern aesthetic.
Why This Design Rocks:
- It functions as a standout Chemistry Graphic Tee that instantly identifies you as the teacher with the best sense of humor in the building.
- It ranks among the top STEM gift ideas for birthdays, holidays, or end-of-year appreciation gifts for your favorite science enthusiast.
- The science classroom humor serves as an excellent icebreaker, helping to humanize instructors and spark engagement with students who appreciate a good joke.
- The high-quality print is designed for longevity, ensuring the punchline stays crisp and legible even after a full semester of wear and tear.
Styling Tips:
This versatile graphic tee can be styled in numerous ways to suit your personal brand of “Science Chic.” For a classic classroom look, tuck it into a pair of dark indigo jeans and layer it under a structured blazer or a corduroy jacket. If you are spending the day in the field or conducting messy experiments, it looks great paired with rugged khakis and your favorite pair of sneakers. For those who want to lean into the professional aesthetic, try wearing this Chemistry Graphic Tee underneath an unbuttoned white lab coat; it provides a pop of personality while keeping you ready for a snap inspection. During the colder months, it layers beautifully over a long-sleeved thermal shirt, providing warmth without sacrificing the humor that makes this shirt a fan favorite.
In the world of education, it is often the little things that make the biggest impact on student rapport. Wearing a Funny Science Teacher T-Shirt shows that you don’t just teach science—you live it, breathe it, and can laugh at the quirks of the trade. It is a badge of honor for those who have spent their careers explaining why we don’t eat the precipitate and why the lab is not a kitchen. Whether you are buying this for yourself or searching for the perfect gift for a colleague, this shirt is a brilliant way to celebrate the wit, wisdom, and occasional absurdity of the scientific world. Add this essential piece to your wardrobe and let everyone know that while the answer is always “No,” the question is always funny.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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