Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Heritage with the Bruh Im Greek Distressed T-Shirt

There is something uniquely charismatic about the intersection of modern internet slang and thousands of years of cultural history. The Bruh Im Greek Distressed T-Shirt perfectly captures this playful juxtaposition, offering a fresh take on cultural identity that resonates with the younger generation and the young-at-heart alike. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a conversation starter that leans into the humor of being part of a vibrant, loud, and proud community. Whether you are navigating a massive family reunion or simply walking down the street, this shirt signals an effortless confidence. It’s about acknowledging your roots with a wink and a nod, proving that you don’t need to take yourself too seriously to have immense pride in where you come from. The “distressed” look adds a layer of vintage cool, suggesting that your connection to your culture is as timeless and enduring as a classic stone monument, yet as current as the latest viral meme.
When it comes to daily wear, comfort is just as important as the message you’re sending. This tee is crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend, ensuring that it feels as good as it looks from the very first wear. We understand that a great graphic tee needs to survive more than just a few trips through the laundry, which is why we’ve selected materials that maintain their shape and softness over time. The fabric is breathable and lightweight, making it an ideal choice for those long summer afternoons spent under the Mediterranean sun or crowded indoor gatherings where the energy is high. By avoiding stiff, heavy fabrics and opting for a high-quality soft blend, we’ve created a garment that moves with you, providing a relaxed fit that doesn’t sacrifice style for comfort. It is the kind of shirt that quickly becomes a staple in your wardrobe because it balances durability with a high-end feel.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Unmatched Hellenic Pride: This design offers a humorous way to showcase your Hellenic pride, moving away from traditional emblems and leaning into a contemporary, relatable aesthetic that appeals to modern Greeks everywhere.
- Essential Greek Festival Gear: If you are planning to attend a local cultural celebration, this is the ultimate Greek festival gear. It allows you to stand out in the crowd while celebrating the food, dance, and community that make these events so special.
- Authentic Mediterranean Style: The distressed typography and minimalist approach offer a touch of Mediterranean style that is versatile enough to be worn in any setting, from a casual beach day to a night out with friends.
- Perfect Souvenir Appeal: Beyond being a personal favorite, it serves as a fantastic souvenir for anyone who loves the culture, capturing the spirit of the community in a way that is both funny and fashionable.
Styling Tips:
The beauty of this tee lies in its versatility. For a classic, everyday look, pair the Bruh Im Greek Distressed T-Shirt with your favorite distressed denim jeans and a pair of clean white sneakers. If you’re heading to a festival or an outdoor event, consider layering it under a lightweight flannel or a denim jacket for those cooler evening hours. For those who want to lean into the Mediterranean style, try tucking it into a pair of chino shorts and adding leather sandals—a look that screams summer vacation. Because the design is bold yet simple, it also works well under a structured blazer if you want to add a touch of irony to a semi-casual outfit. No matter how you choose to wear it, this shirt is designed to be the focal point of your ensemble, providing a relaxed vibe that never goes out of fashion.
Ultimately, choosing the Bruh Im Greek Distressed T-Shirt is about celebrating your identity with a sense of humor. It honors the past while living firmly in the present, making it a must-have for anyone who wants to represent their Greek heritage with a modern twist. From the premium cotton construction to the witty graphic, every element is designed to provide you with a high-quality experience. It is a piece that invites questions, sparks laughter, and builds a sense of belonging among those who “get it.” Don’t settle for a generic souvenir when you can wear something that actually reflects your personality and your pride. Add this unique piece to your collection today and let the world know exactly who you are with a style that is as bold and enduring as history itself.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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