Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Quench Your Thirst for Style with the Bring Me A Me A Drink Retro Graphic T-Shirt

Everyone has those moments where they just want to sit back, relax, and have someone else handle the logistics of refreshment. The Bring Me A Me A Drink Retro Graphic T-Shirt perfectly captures that cheeky, laid-back attitude that defines the weekend warrior or the life of the party. It’s not just a piece of clothing; it’s a playful demand for relaxation and a nod to vintage aesthetics that never go out of style. Whether you’re at a backyard BBQ, a local dive bar, or just lounging on the couch after a long week, this shirt speaks the language of leisure with a wink and a smile. It taps into that relatable humor of wanting a bit of pampering, making it an essential addition to any wardrobe that doesn’t take itself too seriously. The design channels a sense of nostalgia, bringing a classic vibe to a modern sentiment that resonates with anyone who appreciates a good time and a cold beverage.
When it comes to everyday wear, comfort is just as important as the message you’re projecting to the world. This funny novelty tee gift idea is crafted from a premium cotton fabric that feels incredibly soft against the skin from the moment you pull it on. We’ve selected a soft blend that ensures maximum breathability and durability, allowing you to wear your sense of humor all day long without feeling restricted or overheated. The high-quality construction means it retains its shape through countless washes, while the fabric’s natural texture provides a cozy, lived-in feel that only improves with time. It’s the kind of vintage-inspired streetwear that looks better the more you wear it, offering a perfect balance between a lightweight feel for summer days and a sturdy enough build to serve as a reliable base layer during the colder months.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Sarcastic Statement Shirt: This design is perfect for those with a dry sense of humor who love to make their needs known without saying a word.
- Casual Weekend Apparel: Designed for versatility, it is the ideal choice for social gatherings, music festivals, or simply relaxing at home with friends.
- Vintage-Inspired Streetwear: Blends retro charm with modern relatability, ensuring you look trendy while maintaining an effortless, old-school aesthetic.
- Ultimate Conversation Starter: The witty phrasing is guaranteed to spark a laugh, a story, or perhaps even a free drink from a fellow enthusiast.
Styling Tips:
Achieving the perfect look with this piece is effortless, making it a staple for your casual rotation. For a classic, laid-back aesthetic, pair this sarcastic statement shirt with your favorite distressed denim jeans and a pair of clean white sneakers. If the evening turns cool, layer it under a rugged flannel shirt or a classic denim jacket to lean into that vintage-inspired streetwear vibe. For a more modern, edgy approach, tuck it into some high-waisted chinos and finish the look with a leather belt and boots. Its versatile design makes it suitable for anything from a casual Sunday brunch to a late-night bonfire, ensuring you stay comfortable while making a bold, humorous statement that stands out in any crowd.
Finding the right balance between personal style and relatable personality can be tough, but this tee makes it look easy. It serves as an excellent funny novelty tee gift idea for the friend who is always looking for their next refill, the family member who is the designated “grill master,” or anyone who appreciates a good retro vibe. With its superior comfort and witty design, you’ll find yourself reaching for this shirt time and time again, whether you’re out on the town or hosting a movie night. Elevate your casual collection and let the world know exactly what you need to keep the good times rolling with the Bring Me A Me A Drink Retro Graphic T-Shirt. It’s more than just a garment; it’s a lifestyle choice for those who prioritize fun, comfort, and a bit of well-deserved relaxation in equal measure.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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