Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate the Art of Taking It Easy with Our Whimsical Frog Apparel
In an era defined by the relentless hustle and the pressure to always be “on,” there is something profoundly rebellious about choosing to slow down. Our Born To Dilly-Dally Passionate About Lollygagging Funny Frog Graphic T-Shirt Tee captures this sentiment perfectly, offering a humorous nod to those who have mastered the art of leisure. This design isn’t just a piece of clothing; it is a lifestyle statement for the procrastinators, the dreamers, and anyone who believes that a life well-lived involves plenty of aimless wandering and quiet contemplation. By featuring a whimsical amphibian mascot, this shirt taps into a popular “slow living” aesthetic that resonates with people who find joy in the little things—like watching a lily pad float by or taking the scenic route just because. Whether you are a self-proclaimed expert in wasting time or you simply appreciate a good pun, the Born To Dilly-Dally Passionate About Lollygagging Funny Frog Graphic T-Shirt Tee is the ultimate addition to your casual wardrobe, blending a quirky procrastination aesthetic with a message of unbothered peace.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton to ensure a breathable, lightweight feel that stays comfortable all day long.
- Features a high-definition graphic print using eco-friendly inks that maintain their vibrancy even after numerous trips through the wash.
- Designed with a versatile retail fit and side-seamed construction, providing a flattering silhouette for all body types.
- Built with a reinforced neck and shoulders to prevent stretching, ensuring your favorite tee keeps its shape over time.
Beyond its clever humor, this humorous slow living apparel is designed with ultimate versatility in mind. It serves as the perfect centerpiece for a casual street style look when paired with distressed denim and your favorite sneakers. If you are leaning into the “cottagecore” vibe, try layering it under a flannel shirt or an oversized cardigan for a cozy, grounded ensemble. Because it is made from a soft blend of high-quality fibers, it is also the ideal choice for lounging around the house or running low-stakes errands where comfort is your top priority. To keep this quirky design looking its best, we recommend washing it inside out in cold water. Tumble dry on a low setting or hang it up to air dry to preserve the integrity of the whimsical amphibian design. This garment is more than just a novelty item; it is a durable, high-quality piece of fashion that invites conversation and brings a smile to the faces of everyone you encounter on your daily (and likely very slow) adventures.
Ultimately, the beauty of this design lies in its relatability. We all have those days where the to-do list feels overwhelming and the call of the couch is far too strong to resist. Embracing your inner lollygagger is a way to reclaim your time and find humor in the quiet moments of the day. It makes a fantastic gift for the student who is “studying” but actually people-watching, or the friend who is famously always five minutes late because they got distracted by a cool bird. When you wear the Born To Dilly-Dally Passionate About Lollygagging Funny Frog Graphic T-Shirt Tee, you are telling the world that you prioritize your peace over the grind. It is a celebration of the unhurried life, wrapped in a package of high-quality fabric and charming artistry. Don’t rush into your next purchase—take your time, dilly-dally a little, and eventually realize that the Born To Dilly-Dally Passionate About Lollygagging Funny Frog Graphic T-Shirt Tee is exactly what your collection has been missing.
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