Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Vacation Essential: Blame It On The Drink Package Funny Cruise Graphic T-Shirt

Embarking on a high-seas adventure is about more than just visiting exotic ports; it is about embracing a carefree lifestyle where the usual rules of the mainland simply do not apply. This Blame It On The Drink Package Funny Cruise Graphic T-Shirt perfectly captures that mischievous spirit shared by seasoned sailors and first-time cruisers alike. There is a specific kind of liberation that comes with an all-inclusive wristband, and this design taps into the hilarious reality of cruise culture. It serves as the ultimate “get out of jail free” card for those late-night karaoke sessions, the extra trip to the midnight buffet, or the spontaneous decision to join the belly flop contest. By wearing this shirt, you are signaling to your fellow passengers that you are here for a good time and that any questionable decisions are strictly the fault of the beverage coordinator. It is a piece of wearable comedy that breaks the ice at the pool bar and fosters an immediate sense of camaraderie among those who understand the true power of an unlimited refreshment plan.
When you are out on the ocean, comfort is just as important as the punchline. This tee is crafted from a premium cotton that feels exceptionally soft against the skin, making it ideal for those warm, humid days on the Lido deck. We have opted for a high-quality soft blend that provides the perfect amount of breathability, ensuring you stay cool while you are catching the sea breeze or dancing at the sail-away party. The fabric is durable enough to withstand the salt air and multiple washes, so it remains a staple of your travel wardrobe for many voyages to come. The fit is designed to be relaxed and flattering, offering a casual silhouette that allows for total freedom of movement as you navigate the ship’s many decks and stairwells.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Top-Tier Vacation Apparel: This isn’t just a shirt; it’s an essential part of your holiday uniform that sets the tone for relaxation and humor from the moment you board.
- Classic Nautical Humor: The design leverages relatable maritime wit that resonates with anyone who has ever navigated the complexities of a shipboard beverage menu.
- Must-Have Cruise Ship Attire: Whether you are at the embarkation buffet or lounging by the pool, this tee fits perfectly into the laid-back aesthetic of modern sea travel.
- The Perfect Novelty Travel Tee: It makes for an incredible gift for the frequent traveler in your life, serving as a souvenir of past fun and a promise of future adventures.
Styling Tips:
Creating the perfect vacation look with this graphic tee is effortless. For a classic daytime appearance, pair it with comfortable linen shorts and your favorite pair of flip-flops as you head out for a day of sun-drenched lounging. If you are planning a shore excursion that involves a bit of walking, tuck this shirt into a pair of rugged cargo shorts or comfortable denim and add a pair of breathable sneakers. When the sun goes down and the sea breeze picks up, this shirt layers beautifully under a light zip-up hoodie or a casual unbuttoned flannel. For those who want to bring a bit of humor to a casual dinner on the ship, you can even pair it with a pair of well-fitted chinos and boat shoes to strike the perfect balance between relaxed and put-together. It is versatile enough to be your go-to outfit for everything from the breakfast buffet to the late-night comedy show.
Ultimately, a cruise is a time to let go of daily stresses and lean into the joy of the journey. This Blame It On The Drink Package Funny Cruise Graphic T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it is an invitation to laugh at yourself and share a smile with everyone you meet on board. Whether you are buying it for yourself or as a thoughtful gift for a travel buddy, this shirt ensures that your sense of humor is as vast as the ocean. Don’t set sail without the Blame It On The Drink Package Funny Cruise Graphic T-Shirt in your suitcase!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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