Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Absurd: The Ultimate Birds Arent Real Graphic T-Shirt for Truth Seekers
In an era where information is at our fingertips and the line between reality and satire continues to blur, sometimes the most profound statements are the most absurd. The Birds Arent Real Graphic T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a badge of honor for those who appreciate the deep irony of modern internet subcultures. This design leans into the viral satirical movement that playfully suggests our feathered friends are actually sophisticated government surveillance drones. Wearing this shirt signals that you are “in on the joke,” celebrating a specific brand of surrealist humor that challenges the status quo with a wink and a nod. Whether you are a dedicated follower of the “truth” or just someone who loves a good laugh, this retro conspiracy theory tee bridges the gap between vintage aesthetics and contemporary meme culture. It serves as a reminder not to take life too seriously and to always keep an eye on the sky—or the telephone wires.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable, lightweight feel that stays comfortable all day long.
- Features a high-definition, vintage-inspired print that captures the essence of 1970s and 80s informational graphics.
- Designed with a classic unisex fit and a soft blend of fibers to ensure durability and a perfect drape on any silhouette.
- Reinforced double-stitching on the neckline and sleeves to prevent stretching and maintain the garment’s shape over time.
This ironic humor fashion piece is incredibly versatile, making it an essential addition to any casual wardrobe. Its aesthetic draws heavily from the lo-fi, VHS-era visuals that have become a staple of satirical streetwear. You can easily pair it with distressed denim and high-top sneakers for a quintessential weekend look, or layer it under an unbuttoned flannel or a rugged denim jacket for those chilly evenings spent investigating the “truth.” Because we prioritize comfort, the fabric is a soft blend that feels broken-in from the very first wear, offering the kind of coziness you need for long hours of scrolling through forums or hanging out with friends. To keep your gear looking its best, we recommend washing it in cold water with similar colors and avoiding harsh bleaches. Tumble dry on low heat or air dry to preserve the integrity of the graphic. The high-quality print is engineered to resist cracking and fading, ensuring your message remains clear to all the “sheeple” you encounter in your daily life. It’s a perfect novelty gift for those who enjoy sparking spontaneous conversations with strangers about the nature of reality and the secrets hidden in plain sight.
When searching for the perfect novelty gift, it is important to find something that resonates with the recipient’s sense of humor. This shirt is an ideal choice for birthdays, holidays, or “just because” moments for the Gen Z or Millennial in your life who lives for digital lore. It transcends simple fashion by becoming a talking point, a way to find fellow “believers” in the wild, and a method of expressing a unique, skeptical personality. The retro design ensures it never goes out of style, even as the memes of today evolve into the classics of tomorrow. Ultimately, this garment is about the joy of the absurd and the community found in shared laughter. If you’re looking for a way to express your unique personality and your love for internet history, look no further. The Birds Arent Real Graphic T-Shirt is the ultimate conversation starter, blending vintage vibes with a modern twist. Join the ranks of those who question everything and look great while doing it.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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