Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate the Mathematical Irony of Life with this Unique Science Tee
In the vast world of scientific disciplines, biology stands alone as the only field where the laws of mathematics seem to bend in the most fascinating ways. While a mathematician might find it contradictory, every life scientist knows that in the microscopic realm, to divide is to multiply. This clever paradox is the heartbeat of our existence, representing the miraculous process of mitosis and cellular growth. Our Biology The Only Science Where Multiplication And Division T-Shirt is designed for those who appreciate the profound wit hidden within the natural world. It celebrates the intellectual humor of the laboratory and the classroom, making it an essential piece of apparel for anyone who finds joy in the complex simplicity of life’s most basic functions. Whether you are a seasoned researcher or a student just beginning to explore the wonders of the double helix, this shirt speaks a language of logic and irony that only true science lovers will immediately recognize.
Quality and comfort are just as important as the message itself. We believe that a great idea deserves to be carried on a garment that feels as good as it looks. That is why this tee is crafted from a premium cotton that offers exceptional breathability and a soft-to-the-touch feel. We utilize a high-quality soft blend that ensures the fabric remains gentle against your skin throughout a long day of lectures, field research, or casual outings. The construction is designed for durability, featuring reinforced stitching that maintains its shape even after numerous trips through the wash. This isn’t just a novelty item; it is a high-performance piece of casual wear that bridges the gap between academic passion and everyday comfort. The fabric is pre-shrunk to provide a consistent fit, ensuring that your favorite new science garment remains a staple in your wardrobe for years to come.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Perfect Science Enthusiast Gift: Finding the right present for a scientist can be challenging, but this tee offers a sophisticated level of humor that resonates with anyone in the STEM fields, making it an ideal science enthusiast gift.
- Smart Cell Division Humor: The design taps into the classic punny biology shirt aesthetic, highlighting the irony of mitosis where a single cell becomes two, effectively multiplying by dividing.
- Universal Academic Appeal: Whether you are in a high school biology class or a university research lab, this shirt serves as a badge of honor for those who understand the intricacies of biological growth and reproduction.
- Conversation Starter: This isn’t just clothing; it’s a social catalyst that invites fellow nerds and intellectuals to share a laugh over the beautiful contradictions of the natural sciences.
Styling Tips:
To make the most of this witty apparel, consider pairing it with a classic pair of dark denim jeans and clean white sneakers for a relaxed, scholarly look. If you are heading into a chilly laboratory or a drafty library, it layers perfectly under a rugged flannel shirt or a structured utility jacket. For a more professional academic vibe, you can even tuck it into chinos and throw on a casual blazer, allowing the clever message to peek through and showcase your personality. The versatility of the soft blend fabric means it works just as well under a lab coat as it does during a weekend coffee run with friends. No matter how you choose to wear it, the shirt remains a bold statement of your love for the complexities of life.
Ultimately, this garment is about more than just a clever play on words; it is a tribute to the fundamental processes that make life possible. It acknowledges that while the rest of the world follows standard arithmetic, the biological world follows its own set of brilliant, paradoxical rules. Wearing the Biology The Only Science Where Multiplication And Division T-Shirt is a way to share your passion for discovery and your sense of humor with the world. It makes for an unforgettable gift or a well-deserved treat for yourself, ensuring that you can represent your favorite field of study with style and intellect. Embrace the irony of life and let your wardrobe reflect the fascinating reality that in the world of biology, division is the most powerful way to multiply.
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