Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Ranking: Why Microbiology Reigns Supreme in Science Humor
In the vast world of academia, there is a silent but spirited rivalry that exists within the halls of the life sciences department. Every student and professional knows that while all science is valuable, some disciplines just seem to carry a bit more prestige—or at least, a lot more complexity. This playful hierarchy is perfectly encapsulated in the Biology Branches From Best To Worst 1. Microbiology 2. The Rest Funny T-Shirt. If you have ever spent hours peering through a microscope at a culture of bacteria or meticulously plating agar in a sterile vent hood, you understand the unique blend of pride and exhaustion that comes with the territory. This design isn’t just a piece of apparel; it is a humorous badge of honor for those who believe that the smallest organisms on Earth are actually the most significant. By wearing this shirt, you are signaling to your peers that while the rest of biology is interesting, microbiology is where the real magic happens.
Key Features:
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- High-quality, durable screen printing designed to withstand countless wash cycles without fading or cracking.
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When it comes to maintaining the quality of your favorite science humor gear, proper care is essential to keep the message sharp and the fabric feeling new. We recommend washing this shirt inside out in cold water to preserve the integrity of the print. To maintain the integrity of the soft blend, tumble dry on a low setting or hang it to dry. This garment is designed for versatility, making it the perfect choice for a variety of settings. Whether you are presenting a research poster at a national conference, attending a grueling three-hour lecture on microbial genetics, or simply grabbing a coffee between lab shifts, this tee fits right in. Its understated humor acts as a great icebreaker, often leading to spirited debates with ecologists, geneticists, and zoologists who might take issue with their “second-place” status. It is the ideal way to showcase your passion for the microscopic world while keeping the mood lighthearted and engaging.
Beyond the laughs, this shirt represents the dedication required to master a field that deals with things invisible to the naked eye. Microbiology is the foundation of medicine, fermentation, and environmental health, and those who study it deserve a little extra recognition. Whether you are looking for the perfect microbiologist gift or a way to spice up your own wardrobe, the Biology Branches From Best To Worst 1. Microbiology 2. The Rest Funny T-Shirt is the definitive choice. It summarizes the lab life experience with wit and style, ensuring that everyone knows exactly where your loyalties lie in the hierarchy of the sciences. Embrace the microscopic world and let the rest of the biology branches know who truly comes out on top.
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