Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Cheeky Humor with the Best Tits In Town Graphic T-Shirt

When it comes to making a statement that balances sharp wit with a touch of cheekiness, the Best Tits In Town Graphic T-Shirt stands in a league of its own. This isn’t just about bold lettering; it’s about the art of the pun and the joy of a well-placed double entendre. Designed for those who appreciate a clever play on words, this shirt takes a classic linguistic twist and turns it into a high-spirited fashion choice. Whether you’re an avid bird watcher who appreciates the irony or just someone who loves to see people do a double-take at the local pub, the vibe here is purely lighthearted. It’s about not taking life too seriously and embracing a sense of humor that is both provocative and innocent at the same time. This piece of apparel serves as an instant icebreaker, ensuring that wherever you go, you’re bringing a smile—and perhaps a bit of playful confusion—to those around you.
Comfort is just as important as the comedy, which is why this design is printed on a garment built for longevity and daily wear. Crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend, this tee offers a luxurious feel against the skin that lasts from morning until night. We know that a favorite shirt needs to withstand the test of time, so the fabric is carefully selected for its durability and its ability to maintain its shape after multiple cycles through the wash. The breathable nature of the fibers makes it an ideal choice for any season, keeping you cool during summer festivals or providing a cozy, soft base layer during the colder months. The construction features reinforced stitching and a seamless collar, ensuring that your favorite novelty piece remains a staple in your wardrobe for years to come without losing that signature comfort.
Why This Design Rocks:
- The ultimate Novelty Tee: Perfect for individuals who want their wardrobe to reflect their vibrant, sarcastic, and unapologetically funny personality.
- Versatile Unisex Clothing: Designed with a modern, inclusive fit that looks fantastic on all body types, offering a relaxed yet tailored silhouette that suits everyone.
- The perfect Humor Gift Idea: If you have a friend who loves a good laugh or a family member with a legendary sense of irony, this is the gift that will stand out at birthdays, white elephant parties, or holidays.
- High-quality graphic application: The print is executed with precision, ensuring the message stays crisp, vibrant, and clear through every adventure and social gathering.
Styling Tips:
Styling this graphic masterpiece is all about leaning into its casual, confident energy. For a classic weekend look, pair it with distressed denim jeans and your favorite set of vintage sneakers. If you want to elevate the ensemble for a casual night out, throw on a rugged leather jacket or a checked flannel overshirt to add some texture and depth to the outfit. Because of its neutral aesthetic, it also works perfectly under a zip-up hoodie for a laid-back, athletic vibe. For those who like to experiment with modern streetwear trends, try tucking it into high-waisted trousers or layering it over a long-sleeve tee to create a more structured, urban silhouette that highlights the shirt’s central message. No matter how you wear it, the key is to wear it with the same confidence that the shirt itself exudes.
In a world where fashion can often feel repetitive and overly serious, choosing a piece that sparks genuine conversation and laughter is a breath of fresh air. This shirt is more than just fabric and ink; it’s a celebration of wit and a testament to the fact that the best outfits are the ones that tell a story—or at least tell a really good joke. From the high-quality materials to the unforgettable pun, it’s a must-have for any collector of unique and funny apparel. Make sure you don’t miss out on the chance to own the Best Tits In Town Graphic T-Shirt, the ultimate addition to any fun-loving wardrobe that values both style and substance.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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