Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Rule the Breakfast Table with the Bacon Princess Distressed Graphic T-Shirt
In the hierarchy of breakfast foods, one ingredient reigns supreme, and for the woman who knows her worth, there is no title more fitting than that of royalty. The Bacon Princess Distressed Graphic T-Shirt is more than just a piece of casual wear; it is a bold proclamation of personality and culinary preference. This design taps into the playful irony of modern “princess” culture, replacing tiaras and glass slippers with the smoky, savory allure of everyone’s favorite cured meat. By choosing this shirt, you are embracing a vibe that is simultaneously sophisticated and hilariously grounded. The distressed aesthetic provides a weathered, vintage feel that suggests this isn’t just a fleeting trend—it’s a lifestyle choice. Whether you are a self-proclaimed brunch queen or simply someone who believes that life is better with a side of crispy pork, this shirt speaks your language fluently. It captures the essence of a rebel royal who prefers the sizzle of a frying pan to the silence of a palace, making it the ultimate statement piece for any confident foodie.
Wearing this Funny Pork Foodie Lover Tee is an experience in pure comfort and effortless style. We understand that a true princess requires the finest materials, which is why this garment is crafted from premium cotton and a soft blend that feels like a gentle hug against the skin. The fabric is breathable and lightweight, making it the perfect choice for a long morning at a crowded breakfast nook or a relaxed afternoon running errands. This vintage-style culinary shirt is designed to be your go-to weekend staple, offering a flattering fit that doesn’t sacrifice mobility. The “distressed” look isn’t just about the visual appeal; it evokes a sense of nostalgia and comfort, as if the shirt has been a part of your favorite memories for years. As a piece of breakfast enthusiast apparel, it serves as an immediate conversation starter. You’ll find yourself sharing nods of approval with fellow bacon lovers at the grocery store or sparking laughter at family gatherings. It’s a garment that bridges the gap between high-end humor and everyday practicality, ensuring you look as good as you feel while you champion the cause of the world’s most beloved breakfast meat.
Product Highlights:
- Crafted from premium cotton and a signature soft blend for a luxurious, lived-in feel from the very first wear.
- Features a high-quality distressed print that maintains its vintage charm and character even after multiple trips through the laundry.
- The ideal humorous food lover gift for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion that calls for a bit of savory wit.
- Versatile styling options: pairs perfectly with your favorite worn-in denim, cozy joggers, or even a flannel shirt for those chilly morning coffee runs.
When it comes to expressing your unique sense of humor, nothing beats a design that is as relatable as it is stylish. This shirt is for the woman who isn’t afraid to get her hands a little greasy in the pursuit of the perfect meal. It celebrates the joy of the kitchen and the shared love of a classic American breakfast. Whether you are treating yourself or searching for the perfect humorous food lover gift for a friend who shares your obsession, this tee is a guaranteed winner. It’s time to stop hiding your passion for the finer things in life—like extra-crispy strips and Sunday morning feasts. Claim your throne and let your wardrobe reflect your true inner self. Don’t wait for the next brunch invitation to show off your style; grab your Bacon Princess Distressed Graphic T-Shirt today and wear your title with pride and a side of humor.
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