Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Dark Wit of Our Attempted Murder Crows and Ravens Funny Tees
There is something inherently fascinating about the mystery and intelligence of corvids, and our collection of Attempted Murder Crows and Ravens Funny Tees perfectly captures that enigmatic charm with a side of sharp, linguistic wit. If you are someone who appreciates the intersection of ornithology and dark humor, you understand that a group of crows is famously known as a “murder.” This design plays on that iconic collective noun, offering a clever nod to those who find beauty in the shadows and irony in the English language. Whether you are a bird watcher, a fan of gothic aesthetics, or simply someone who loves a good pun, these Attempted Murder Crows and Ravens Funny Tees serve as a brilliant conversation starter that bridges the gap between edgy streetwear and intellectual humor.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton and a signature soft blend to ensure maximum breathability and all-day comfort for any season.
- High-definition graphic printing techniques ensure the design remains crisp and vibrant without cracking or fading over time.
- Reinforced double-stitching on the neckline and sleeves provides enhanced durability, making it a long-lasting staple in your wardrobe.
- A versatile, unisex fit designed to complement all body types, offering a modern silhouette that looks great layered or worn solo.
The beauty of this gothic bird pun lies in its versatility and the way it resonates with various subcultures. For the fans of dark humor apparel, it is an essential addition to a wardrobe that favors monochromatic tones and clever messaging. Beyond the aesthetics, we have prioritized the tactile experience of the garment. By using a high-quality soft blend of materials and premium cotton, we ensure that the fabric feels gentle against the skin while maintaining its shape through every wash. This isn’t just a novelty item; it is a piece of wearable art designed for those who demand both style and substance. It pairs effortlessly with distressed denim, leather jackets, or even casual lounge gear, making it a go-to choice for weekend outings, coffee shop runs, or late-night gatherings where the conversation turns to the macabre and the mysterious.
To keep your garment looking its best, we recommend specific care routines that preserve both the fabric and the print. Always wash your tee inside out in cold water to protect the integrity of the corvid wordplay design. Using a mild detergent and avoiding bleach will help maintain the deep hues of the fabric. For drying, we suggest air drying or using a low-heat setting on your dryer to prevent any unwanted shrinkage and to keep the premium cotton fibers feeling plush. Because the print is integrated into the fabric with professional-grade techniques, following these simple steps will ensure that your favorite piece of dark humor apparel stays in peak condition for years to come, allowing you to display your love for these misunderstood birds time and time again.
In conclusion, our collection is more than just clothing; it is a celebration of wit, nature, and the darker side of comedy. By choosing the Attempted Murder Crows and Ravens Funny Tees, you are choosing a garment that reflects a unique personality—one that is smart, observant, and unafraid of a little irony. It makes for an incredible gift for the bird lover in your life or a treat for yourself if you enjoy standing out from the crowd with a design that requires a second look to truly appreciate. Experience the perfect blend of comfort and cleverness today with our Attempted Murder Crows and Ravens Funny Tees and let your wardrobe take flight with a touch of gothic sophistication.
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