Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Your Unique Identity with the Ari Noun Perfection In Human Form Retro T-Shirt
The concept of identity is often lost in a sea of generic fashion, but the Ari Noun Perfection In Human Form Retro T-Shirt reclaims that space with a sharp, witty edge. This design isn’t just about a name; it’s a playful subversion of the traditional dictionary entry, transforming a simple noun into a statement of absolute excellence. When you wear this piece, you aren’t just donning a garment; you are embracing a persona that is both confident and self-aware. It captures that specific brand of humor where one can celebrate themselves without taking life too seriously. Whether you are an Ari yourself or looking for the ultimate funny novelty tee idea for someone who carries that name with pride, this shirt acts as a badge of honor. It speaks to the “main character energy” we all strive for, blending a nostalgic aesthetic with a modern sense of irony. It is the perfect marriage of self-deprecating humor and bold self-assurance, making it a standout addition to any wardrobe that values personality over trends.

Beyond the intellectual appeal of its message, the physical experience of this shirt is designed for those who refuse to compromise on quality. Crafted from a soft blend of high-grade materials, it offers a tactile experience that matches its high-concept design. In the world of sarcastic apparel, comfort is often an afterthought, but here it is a priority. The fabric feels like a second skin, providing a breathable and lightweight sensation that makes it ideal for all-day wear. Whether you’re heading out for a casual coffee run, lounging at home, or attending a lively social event where you want your clothes to do the talking, this retro graphic shirt vibe ensures you look effortlessly cool. The construction is robust, utilizing premium cotton fibers that maintain their integrity wash after wash. The fit is designed to be inclusive and flattering, echoing the timeless silhouettes of the past while providing the durability required for a modern, active lifestyle. It’s the kind of staple piece that finds its way to the top of your drawer every single week because it balances a bold personality with an understated, classic construction.
Product Highlights:
- Expertly crafted with premium cotton for a luxurious, soft-to-the-touch feel and long-lasting wear.
- Features a timeless retro t-shirt fit that complements any casual wardrobe and offers maximum versatility.
- High-quality printing techniques ensure the witty definition and vintage aesthetic stay crisp and vibrant over time.
- An exceptional personalized name gift for birthdays, holidays, or special milestones for the Ari in your life.
Owning your narrative starts with what you choose to put on your back. The Ari Noun Perfection In Human Form Retro T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a conversation piece that bridges the gap between vintage style and contemporary wit. If you’re searching for a way to stand out or want to gift something that truly resonates with a friend’s unique personality, this is the definitive choice. It serves as a reminder that fashion should be fun, expressive, and occasionally a little bit boastful. It’s time to celebrate perfection in its most human, humorous form with a design that never goes out of style. Don’t settle for the mundane when you can wear a masterpiece of self-expression that highlights your best qualities. Grab your Ari Noun Perfection In Human Form Retro T-Shirt today and let the world know exactly who sets the standard for excellence.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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