Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Unfiltered Self with the Am I Perfect Am I Trying To Be A Better Person Also No Funny Graphic T-Shirt Tee
Life is often a race toward a version of perfection that doesn’t actually exist. We are constantly bombarded with messages telling us to hustle, grow, and “be better” every single day. But what if you’re perfectly content with your current state of beautiful chaos? That is exactly the energy captured by the Am I Perfect Am I Trying To Be A Better Person Also No Funny Graphic T-Shirt Tee. This piece of sarcastic apparel is designed for those who have reached a level of self-actualization where they no longer feel the need to impress anyone. It’s a bold statement of radical honesty, leaning into self-deprecating wit rather than the usual hollow motivational quotes found on social media. By wearing this, you are telling the world that you have opted out of the self-improvement rat race, making it the ultimate casual statement shirt for anyone with a dry sense of humor and a realistic outlook on life.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable, lightweight, and luxurious feel against the skin.
- Features a high-definition, crack-resistant print that maintains its clarity and punch even after multiple cycles through the wash.
- Designed with a modern, unisex fit that offers a relaxed silhouette suitable for all body types.
- Reinforced neck and shoulder taping provides extra durability, ensuring the shirt keeps its shape over time.
Beyond its hilarious message, this tee is a masterclass in relatable humor. In a digital age where everyone is curated, filtered, and performing for an audience, there is something deeply refreshing about admitting you aren’t even trying to be “better.” This isn’t just a garment; it’s a conversation starter that invites others to drop their guard and laugh at the absurdity of modern expectations. It resonates with the “anti-inspo” movement, where the goal isn’t to reach the mountaintop, but to enjoy the view from the couch. To keep this witty message looking its best, we recommend washing the garment inside out in cold water. Our use of a soft blend ensures that the fabric retains its integrity and doesn’t undergo excessive shrinking, allowing you to enjoy your carefree attitude for years to come. Whether you’re pairing it with distressed denim for a weekend coffee run or layering it under an unbuttoned flannel for a laid-back evening at the pub, its versatility is unmatched. It’s the perfect choice for someone who values comfort as much as they value their own unique, unapologetic personality.
In conclusion, if you are looking for a way to express your lack of interest in “fixing” yourself, this shirt is destined to be your new favorite uniform. It celebrates the reality of the human condition with a wink and a nod, proving that you don’t need a self-help book to be interesting. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a gift for that one friend who is notoriously stubborn and hilariously blunt, the Am I Perfect Am I Trying To Be A Better Person Also No Funny Graphic T-Shirt Tee stands out as a beacon of authenticity. Embrace the “no” and wear your lack of ambition for self-improvement with pride. After all, when you stop trying to be perfect, you finally have the time to just be yourself. Grab your Am I Perfect Am I Trying To Be A Better Person Also No Funny Graphic T-Shirt Tee today and join the growing movement of people who are perfectly fine staying exactly as they are.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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