Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Inner Corvid with the Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Crow Retro T-Shirt
In a world that constantly asks you to fit in, the Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Crow Then Always Be A Crow Retro T-Shirt Funny Tee offers a refreshing alternative: the chance to be something much cooler. Crows are the misunderstood geniuses of the avian world, known for their incredible problem-solving skills, their social complexity, and their slightly mischievous spirit. This design isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a manifesto for those who prefer the shadows, the shiny objects, and the freedom of the sky over the mundane expectations of society. It taps into that specific brand of gothic humor that celebrates the odd and the wonderful. When you wear this, you aren’t just making a fashion statement; you’re signaling to the world that you value intelligence, mystery, and a good dose of sarcasm. It’s about finding power in your unique perspective and perhaps admitting that, given the choice, wings and a sharp wit are far superior to the daily grind of being human.
Transitioning from the abstract meaning to the physical sensation, this shirt is designed to feel as effortless as a crow gliding through the evening mist. Crafted from a soft blend of high-quality fabrics, it provides a breathable, lived-in feel from the very first wear. We have selected premium cotton to ensure that the fabric remains incredibly gentle against your skin while maintaining its structural integrity through countless adventures and laundry cycles. The vintage aesthetic of the print pays homage to the classic graphic tees of decades past, giving it a timeless, soulful look that pairs perfectly with your favorite worn-out denim or a sleek leather jacket. It is a versatile piece of vintage aesthetic apparel that bridges the gap between casual streetwear and expressive art. Whether you’re heading to a local bookstore, a quiet park, or a gathering of like-minded souls, the durability and softness of this tee ensure you stay comfortable while showcasing your unique personality. It’s the ultimate whimsical corvid tee for anyone who appreciates the finer, feathered things in life and wants their wardrobe to reflect their sharp sense of humor.
Product Highlights:
- Superior comfort featuring a premium cotton construction for a soft, breathable fit that lasts all day.
- Classic retro-inspired design that fits perfectly into any gothic humor shirt collection or casual everyday wardrobe.
- High-quality printing techniques ensure the graphic stays vibrant and the fabric stays smooth after every wash.
- Makes an exceptional crow lover gift for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion for the corvid enthusiast in your life.
Ultimately, choosing this shirt is about choosing joy in the unconventional. It serves as a conversation starter, a mood lifter, and a cozy companion all rolled into one stylish package. If you’ve ever looked at a murder of crows and felt a sense of kinship or admired their cleverness from afar, this is the wardrobe staple you’ve been waiting for. Don’t settle for the ordinary when you can soar with the extraordinary. It is time to add this unique piece to your rotation and let your personal style take flight with confidence. Grab your Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Crow Then Always Be A Crow Retro T-Shirt Funny Tee today and finally become the magnificent, clever bird you were always meant to be.
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