Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Burn with the After 40 It’s All Uphill Funny Running T-Shirt
Reaching the age of forty is a significant milestone for any athlete, but for those who find solace in the rhythm of the pavement and the challenge of the trail, it takes on a whole new meaning. The After 40 It’s All Uphill Funny Running T-Shirt perfectly captures that tongue-in-cheek reality of aging in the competitive sports world. While the phrase “it’s all uphill” typically suggests things are getting more difficult or declining, runners know that the climb is where the real character is built and the most calories are burned. This design celebrates the grit, the endurance, and the slightly dark humor required to keep hitting those personal records as the decades climb. It’s a playful nod to the fact that while our joints might ache a bit more than they did in our twenties, our determination only grows steeper and more refined with every passing mile.

This retro graphic tee brings a sense of nostalgic charm that perfectly complements the hard-earned wisdom of a seasoned marathoner or casual jogger. When you pull on this running humor shirt, you aren’t just wearing another piece of apparel; you’re embracing a lifestyle that refuses to slow down. Crafted from a soft blend and premium cotton, the fabric feels like a well-loved favorite from the very first wear. It’s designed to be exceptionally breathable and comfortable, making it the ideal choice for a post-run recovery brunch or a casual weekend outing with the local run club. The vintage-inspired aesthetic ensures that it looks just as good with a pair of distressed jeans as it does with your technical running gear. It’s a piece that honors the thousands of miles you’ve already conquered while psychologically preparing you for the literal and metaphorical inclines yet to come in your fitness journey.
Finding the perfect gift for runner friends can be a daunting task, especially when they seem to have every high-tech gadget and carbon-plated shoe imaginable. That’s where the relatable humor of this design truly shines. It’s a thoughtful gift that acknowledges the physical reality of aging without losing the fire for the sport. It tells the world that you’re not over the hill; you’re just currently climbing a very long one. The durability of the construction ensures that the witty message remains crisp and legible, even after dozens of cycles through the wash, mirroring the resilience of the runner wearing it. Whether they are training for their tenth marathon or just trying to stay active, this shirt provides the motivation and the laughs needed to keep moving forward.
Product Highlights:
- Classic, relaxed fit designed for maximum comfort during recovery days or casual wear.
- High-quality screen printing that maintains its vibrant retro charm even after repeated laundering.
- Constructed from a premium cotton and soft blend for a lightweight, breathable feel against the skin.
- A versatile and funny design that makes for a memorable birthday or holiday gift for any running enthusiast.
Whether you are purchasing this for yourself to celebrate a milestone birthday or as a gesture for a dedicated teammate, the After 40 It’s All Uphill Funny Running T-Shirt is a celebration of the long game. It acknowledges that the path ahead might be a steep climb, but for a true runner, the view from the top is always worth the effort. It’s about more than just age; it’s about the community, the struggle, and the joy of the run. Keep pushing, keep laughing, and wear your age with the pride of someone who knows that every uphill battle is just another opportunity to prove your strength. Secure your shirt today and show the world that life after forty is just the beginning of your greatest ascent.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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