Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Accountant Hourly Rate Funny Accounting Graphic T-Shirt for Finance Pros

Working in the world of high-stakes finance isn’t just about crunching numbers and balancing ledgers; it’s about managing expectations, navigating complex tax codes, and occasionally dealing with clients who think a “quick question” is always simple. This Accountant Hourly Rate Funny Accounting Graphic T-Shirt perfectly captures that tongue-in-cheek reality of the industry, turning the frustration of scope creep into a wearable badge of honor. The vibe of this design is one of shared struggle and professional wit, making it an essential piece of gear for those who live life one spreadsheet at a time. Whether you’re a seasoned CPA navigating a complex audit or a junior staffer just starting your journey, this shirt speaks the universal language of the accounting world. It’s a satirical nod to the expertise you’ve worked hard to gain, reminding everyone that your time is valuable and your patience has a price list.
When you’re logging long hours during the busiest months of the fiscal year, comfort becomes a non-negotiable requirement for your daily wardrobe. This tee is crafted from a premium cotton that feels incredibly soft against the skin, ensuring you stay focused on the data rather than a restrictive or itchy collar. We utilize a high-quality soft blend that provides a lightweight, breathable feel, which is vital when the pressure of a looming deadline starts to rise. We’ve prioritized a durable finish that maintains its shape and integrity wash after wash, so your favorite office gag remains a crisp and professional staple in your closet for years to come. It’s the kind of reliable, high-standard quality that any meticulous numbers person will truly appreciate.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Captures the essence of tax season humor, acknowledging the “sliding scale” of professional patience required for difficult files.
- Serves as a thoughtful and clever professional accountant gift for birthdays, graduations, or celebrating the end of the fiscal year.
- Elevates your standard CPA office attire with a touch of personality that breaks the ice with colleagues and lightens the mood in the breakroom.
- Uses relatable finance jokes to foster a sense of community among peers who understand the specific grind of the accounting profession.
Styling Tips:
This versatile piece transitions effortlessly from the cubicle to the coffee shop and beyond. For a polished yet approachable office look, layer it under a structured navy blazer or a casual knit cardigan during those late-night audit sessions. Pair it with dark denim and clean white sneakers for a modern, sophisticated casual Friday ensemble that still commands respect. If you’re heading to a well-deserved post-tax-deadline happy hour, it looks fantastic on its own with a pair of well-fitted chinos. The neutral aesthetic ensures it complements almost any jacket or accessory, making it a highly functional and humorous addition to a busy professional’s weekly rotation.
In the demanding world of debits and credits, finding a healthy balance between work and humor is the key to career longevity. This Accountant Hourly Rate Funny Accounting Graphic T-Shirt provides that much-needed levity, offering a smile to those who understand the true cost of professional expertise. It is more than just a piece of novelty clothing; it is a statement of your skill set and a witty nod to the unique challenges of the financial profession. Treat yourself or a deserving colleague to a shirt that finally puts a humorous price on those “interesting” client interactions and celebrates the hard work you do every day.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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