Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Raise a Toast to Five Decades with the 50 Years and Countless Beers Graphic T-Shirt

Reaching the half-century mark is a monumental feat that deserves far more than just a simple cake and a chorus of “happy birthday.” It represents five decades of wisdom, hard-earned memories, and a fair share of legendary celebrations. The 50 Years and Countless Beers Graphic T-Shirt captures this sentiment perfectly, offering a lighthearted and witty nod to the resilience and humor required to navigate fifty years of life’s journey. Instead of focusing on the passing of time as a burden, this design celebrates the milestone with a wink and a glass raised high. It is the ultimate statement piece for anyone who believes that age is truly just a number, but a cold brew is a timeless necessity. This funny novelty tee speaks to the spirit of the individual who hasn’t lost their sense of fun, making it the ideal centerpiece for a milestone birthday celebration where laughter is the guest of honor and the stories are as rich as the beverages served.
Beyond the humor and the relatable message, the quality of what you wear on such a significant day matters just as much as the sentiment behind it. We believe that a milestone birthday gift should feel as exceptional as it looks. That is why this garment is crafted from premium cotton, ensuring a breathable and lightweight feel that provides comfort from the first morning toast to the final nightcap. The soft blend of fabrics offers a gentle touch against the skin, making it a reliable choice for all-day wear during party festivities. Whether you are hosting an energetic backyard barbecue, enjoying a quiet dinner with family, or heading out for a night on the town, the durable construction ensures that this shirt remains a staple in your wardrobe long after the candles have been blown out. It is designed to maintain its shape and softness through countless washes, standing as a testament to the enduring spirit of the person wearing it.
Why This Design Rocks:
- The perfect milestone birthday gift for the man or woman who has everything but still appreciates a genuine laugh and a good time.
- A humorous drinking shirt that naturally breaks the ice at parties and starts hilarious conversations with friends and fellow enthusiasts.
- Versatile enough to serve as casual pub attire, ensuring you look the part while enjoying your favorite craft selection at the local brewery.
- Celebrates the “golden years” with a relatable theme that honors personal history and hops in equal measure, making it a standout novelty item.
Styling Tips:
This shirt is as versatile as the person wearing it, adapting easily to various social settings. For a classic, relaxed look, pair it with your favorite weathered denim jeans and a pair of comfortable leather sneakers—perfect for a casual birthday brunch or a weekend gathering. If the evening turns a bit chilly or you’re heading to a more crowded venue, layer it under a rugged flannel shirt or a classic bomber jacket to add a bit of edge to your humorous ensemble. For those who want to lean into the party vibe while maintaining a polished appearance, try tucking it into a pair of dark chinos and adding a stylish watch to elevate the look without losing that playful, celebratory spirit. No matter how you choose to style it, the focus remains exactly where it should be: on the celebration of fifty years well-spent and the many more to come.
In conclusion, turning fifty is a monumental occasion that shouldn’t be taken too seriously. It is a time to reflect on the past with pride and look forward to the future with excitement, preferably with a cold drink in hand and surrounded by good company. The 50 Years and Countless Beers Graphic T-Shirt serves as a badge of honor for anyone who has successfully navigated five decades of life’s ups and downs with their sense of humor intact. It combines high-quality comfort with a witty design that resonates with everyone from family members to old friends. Give the gift of laughter and effortless style this year with a piece that truly understands the value of a life well-lived and a beer well-earned.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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